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do you ever cry because leliana really meant that “and this time, nothing will come between us” 

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halamshiral prom queens ✨cullen thinks they’re trading valuable gossip i.e. intel behind their fans but they’re totes kissin

edit: fixed leli’s weird orange arm hahaha

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Imagination is fun!

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Every Literary Genre Summed Up in a Single Sentence

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Heartbreaking Simpsons Moments 1/∞: Bart Gets an F

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Shepard: *trash-talking, gun-toting, thirsting-after-heavy-armaments, BALLS TO THE WALLS, I HAVE ADOPTED A TINY SON HIS NAME IS GRUNT, N7 MARINE TURNED ZOMBIE-SPECTRE OVERLORD, LET ME COMMAND A REAPER ARMY -*

Ryder: *smol, awkward bean who cannot flirt to save her life. Probably got scolded for not doing homework on time, trips over own shoes and wears crocs in private*

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Garrus: Yeah so after you died I messed up my old job, my mom got a terminal illness and I went into a murderous depression spiral where I tried to emulate you but I’m a huge failure so I got all my friends killed and half my face blown off. But enough about me let’s go fight the collectors!!

Shepard: Oh my god are you okay

Garrus: *finger guns*

Shepard: ….Seriously are you oka-

Garrus: *finger guns more aggressively*

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Humans are adorable.

Supporting evidence:

1. Humans say ‘ow’, even if they haven’t actually been hurt. It’s just a thing they say when they think they might have been hurt, but aren’t sure yet.

2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better, although each individual has a unique taste for style and colouring

3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to play in it. They can’t even hold their breath all that long; they just love to splash!

4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves in soft, fluffy bedding.

5. Some humans spend time in each other’s nests! Just for fun! It’s not their nest; they’re just visiting each other.

6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes!

7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt creatures from other species into their family units. They don’t seem to notice the obvious differences, and often raise them alongside their own young!

8. If a human sees another creature in distress, they can commonly be observed trying to help! Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply compassionate creatures!

9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of annoying themselves!

10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely adorable. Especially when the human in question becomes frustrated

11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others. Many humans will save these treats specifically for a later date when they are in need of comfort or reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, etc

12. They’re learning to travel in space!!! They can’t get very far, but they’re trying!!! So far, they’ve made it to the end of their yard, and have found rocks

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some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

body language masterlist

a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

550 words to say instead of fuckin said

638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

some more body language help 

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ME1 Garrus: This is pathetic. What could a woman do to put you in this state?

ME3 Garrus: EVERYBODY LOOK AT SHEPARD SHE’S SO CUTE!!! SHE’S GOT A FACE AND OPINIONS!!!!!

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I would like to address a few issues I have with Vetra Nyx.

The Embarrassed Older Sister

Tactical

That Voice

Knows how to Awkwardly Flirt

Knows how to Actually Flirt

Told a Krogan to bASICALLY STFU

Beautiful, Wonderful, Ethereal, 30/10 Would Recommend

Visor!!!

TH A T  V O I  C E E E E !! !!  ! ! ! !!!

Is Killing Me Softly

Celebrates Her Kills

Congratulates Me on MY Kills

Is Perfect

Please consider your mistakes in making this character, Bioware. 

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CONFESSION: 

Can we just take a second to appreciate the Mortalitasi? They literally exist to soothe the dead and reassure the living. In a world where the undead are a Thing That Happens Surprisingly Often. That is ridiculously badass. I keep imagining a Mortalitasi running into the undead and doing the unimpressed Mum thing. “Yes, yes, I’m sure you’re terribly sad, now GO BACK TO BED

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a little love story about mermaids and tattoos

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date a girl who is a home and an adventure all at once

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anyway vetra nyx is flawless and we are unworthy to even look upon her