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Isn't Hannibal a bad person though?

I can't think of anything bad he did

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to the people saying dry heat: do you like sweating? do you like being a sweaty boi? do you like being completely wet, covered in your own body fluids? disgusting little freak

summer is coming up lads..

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fuck it we hanniball

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No one is ever going to be Will Graham level of down bad cause why did he start eating human meat and giggling at cannibalism jokes just to try to get with a man that already wanted him so bad he willingly turned himself into the police to prove his love for him? Idiots.

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ok THIS goes to my bookmarks real quick

post fall hannibal and will dont bond by poetics and eroticism and aesthetics the few days and weeks after the fall. they bond by throwing up in the same bucket and cleaning each others infected wounds. sorry thats just the rule. sorry !!!!!!!!!! will tripping balls hallucinating on 4 different painkillers trying to clean and stitch hannibals oozing bleeding abdomen wound quietly telling him to stop moving around or he’ll stick his scissors in. hannibal shushing a crying and screaming will as he stitches his face closed bc theyre out of painkillers. sleeping in the same bed but unable to shake off the fever tremors !!!!!!!! showering together so they make sure 1 doesnt faint and die !!!!! guys there is so much vulnerability in being ugly with someone. give me hannibal with greasy hair bc he broke his shoulder and doesnt want to rip his bandages and will with bad breath bc hes too afraid to brush his teeth and irritate his cheek. give me them lying on the floor whispering will i dont think im gonna make it and will almost missing the target and killing him as he injects him morphine so hannibal stays conscious for a few more hours GUYYSYYYYYYYYSTSTYSYS 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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i will never forget him

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i had a minor concussion and now i'm back on tumblr

take this as you will

[very-normal-person]

this just sounds like my normal anxiety

hangover anxiety will make you be like “I’m so embarrassed I need to die what’s WRONG with me” about literally sitting in a chair and having a conversation

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autism room better has perfect lighting and no noise so i can do my puzzles

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of course stabbing someone in the gut is romantic. the abdomen is all soft and vulnerable for a reason

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My favourite and most unrealistic scene is a Hannigram date in the Uffizi gallery without a single tourist in sight.

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don't mind me, just reblogging death note content and being perfectly normal about it

"As long as we're both handcuffed, you and I share the same fate. If I die, so will you."

i spent way too much time on this lmao😭😭😭

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The number of people I've had to unfollow for posting blatant anti feminist shit the last few months. The number of weird misogynistic posts written in vaguely leftist lingo with, like, hundreds or thousands of notes. The way "not all men" is back. The trans community is splitting in half depending on if you hate trans women or not. Outside of lefty queer social circles, the normies are having girl dinner. Girl math. Women shouldn't work. Women shouldn't vote. My morning routine as a tradwife. Plastic surgery is self care. Women should serve their husbands. We don't need feminism anymore. Misogyny isn't real, what are you talking about? You're crazy

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Happy Neil Day! Please enjoy the very rare alternate Neil images!