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Some of these sketches are ass but we move (DONT ZOOM IN I’LL CRY)

My Danbert fic Red Moon should be out one of these days (where Herbert steals a baby after getting attached to it and they live out their domesticated lives in the woods)

They have matching bracelets

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Who let this man near alcohol and the novel Frankenstein (1818) by Mary Shelley….

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Farewell online privacy

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ourgguhgugg gayyy [posting this cus im tired of looking at it)

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i seriously can't imagine dan and herbert having a social life because they're codependent and herbert hates everyone who isn't dan and dan is weird and they suck

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CJ The X on Perfectionism

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Now a new study looking at 400,000 youths from 88 countries around the world suggests such bans are making a difference in reducing youth violence. It marks the first systematic assessment of whether an association exists between a ban on corporal punishment and the frequency in which adolescents get into fights. 

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We need lefties with actual meaningfully progressive ideologies because y'all were way too fucking quiet about it when they restricted porn access in red states & now they're trying to extend it to the rest of the u.s & like, obvious implications for queer & especially trans & Especially tma people. And also, yknow, oppressing sexuality in itself is already a bad thing and this will just make it less safe for everyone, like how in-person sex work is treated, because making porn is sex work, and sex workers should have rights and stuff,

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My only actual thought about My Two Dads headcanon is that Truck and Brian are dating, and I love this headcanon so much. Like I don't give a shit about them tbh but I felt it. Like, the way they meet through Michael and Joey while they're worrying about Nicole. Truck literally named Truck a bear of a guy who writes poetry. Gay ass. Brian? The yuppie. Like it's gay ass Brian. They don't like each other at first but after they fix Nicole's room together they seem close. And I just know in my soul they started dating. Michael and Joey have no clue of course but I know. I saw it in my mind's eye.

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when i was a tiny baby queer (aka a 24-year-old), i went to my first pride festival probably three months after i kicked ex-gay therapy to the curb and came out to my parents. being the people they are, my parents came with me. they weren’t really sure about this whole gay thing, but they loved me and wanted me to be safe and happy and wanted to be involved in what was important to me, so they came along. (i also think my mother still might have thought i might get drugged or murdered or beaten by a protester of which there were plenty.)

anyway i wanted a memento of my first pride, you know, and this one vendor was selling keyrings, and i liked it, so i bought one. do you remember those italian charm bracelets that were all the rage like 10-15 years ago? it was a keychain like that, and it had a rainbow rooster, a rainbow cat, and then just a rainbow, and so I bought it.

i run into my mom a couple of vendors over and she goes oh you bought something? what’d you get? so i showed her, and i was like, “I’m not sure why it’s a rooster and a cat. Seems kind of random. But I liked the rainbows.”

and my mom, who was some form of minister’s wife for most of my childhood and teenagerhood, stares at me like she thinks i’m joking.

“What?” i say.

“…it’s a cock and a pussy, Jules,” she says flatly, and that is the story of how i died at the age of 24 while attending my first pride festival.

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this is all pewdiepie’s fault

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please don't have sex in disabled bathrooms if you're abled. we need somewhere to have sex too

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That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?

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herbit.

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Its pride month

You know what that means >:)

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