#my two dads

[mollymurakami]

we all watched the same show right

[queerism1969]

[poopoobistro]

for @lapis-lazuliie . My Two Dads edit <3

[midnightcowboy1969]

(My Two Dads, 1987)

[strangercoco]

...someone had to do it, ok?

[darththrog]

caption: legends of borussia dortmund

[m--bloop]

My Two Dads (S2E12 The Courtship of Nicole's Fathers)

[mitochondriaandbunnies]

Remember when I wrote NSFW Angst for a cute 80's sitcom

Well I have rectified that angst with a fun and fancy free NSFW sequel and now we can all happily end with a laugh-track again

(I also rectified the ending of the show)

[hazbin-luciferalastor]

Charlie -this is my dad and this is my dad how did I get two dads they inherited me congratulations it's a girl

Charlie- one dad who's down to earth and one dad with his head in the clouds

Alastor- I think we are the father of the year

Alastor/Lucifer both started singing- you can count on me no matter where you go I'm standing by your side I be right behind No one loves you more then I do put your hands in mine

[brimstone-cowboy]

Canon dialogue.

[thelifeofacactus]

"I would love to have matching slits" they're like an old lesbian couple

[veryferaldistributions]

Signs of Michael and Joey’s romantic relationship in M2D:

(In no particular order.)

* They live together and co-parent a child.

* Actually say aloud they want more kids. Together.

* Fostered a second child, for a brief period of time. Likely would have adopted him if the law permitted it. (Ooh, now I’m sad.)

* They call each other “babe.” Constantly.

* Michael’s whole speech to his mother defending his relationship with Joey as parents. Even bringing up that she’d be happier if he was married to a woman. It was treated deadly serious. No laugh track.

* Joey calls Michael’s mom his “mother-in-law.” And she calls him her “son-in-law.” Again, no laugh track for these comments.

* Mrs. Taylor being the almost stereotypical neurotic mother of a gay man. Think Mrs. Bates. (Sorry, Michael.)

* Joey’s father struggling to understand his son’s choices in life mirroring conversations parents have with their queer offspring.

* Nicole walking in on them “pillow fighting” in the “Joey’s MIL” episode. Joey was trying to suffocate Michael in anger, but the implication that they were having “adult time” was still obvious.

* Michael dressing up in drag as Joey’s pregnant wife (Felicia) with whom he has 10 children.

* They frequently touch each other. Clothes adjustments, face grabbing, friendly punches, pats on the back, etc.

* Constant winking comments like “does this mean we’re dating again?” “whatever happened to ‘honey, I’m home’?” and “how come you never send me roses?”

* Alludes to their separation as a “divorce” in “Pop, The Question.” Played almost completely straight.

* They go to a marriage counselor in the same episode.

* “We’re nothing like a married couple!”

“How would you describe your relationship?”

“We live together, we raise a kid, we fight like hell. So, what, every Thursday?”

* Are somewhat hesitant in their responses to the “are you gay?” question she poses. (Michael STILL calls Joey “babe” in their answers.)

* Them getting drunk in episode one and waking up in the same bed. Clothes on, granted, but still.

* Michael’s definition of a friend: “Friend- Someone I have seen naked!”

* “And you are?”

“Joey Harris. The other father.”

“Ah. Divorced?”

“No, we’re living together.”

* Are VERY easily guilt-tripped by Nicole into living together as a family instead of being separated co-parents.

* They have the gayest “straight” friends I’ve ever seen.

* Clearly the commentary in “The Family in Question” mirrors comments made about real-life same-sex parents. Mainly that the media is questioning two men’s ability to properly parent a child.

[poopoobistro]

My Two Dads edit. This show is SO wild, it has my whole heart

[midnightcowboy1969]

[rosesaredawson]

My Two Dads (1987–1990) “Duel” S03.E07

[lapis-lazuliie]

two fathers witnessing the most devastating thing in their lives; their child hurt