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Miranda: What could possibly go wrong?
Miranda's anxiety: I'm glad you asked.
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Me: confident, everybody should like me, I mean, I am so cute. Also me: why do you like me? I mean, I am a potato bag full of regrets.
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Wade: come over
Peter: I can't my car only has three wheels
Wade: Do you have a tricycle
Peter: You were supposed to say "but my parents aren't home"
Wade: I was distracted by your tricycle
Peter: ok, start over
Wade: come over
Peter: I can't my car only has three wheels
Wade: what color is your tricycle
Peter: fuck you
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Sorry, Green Lantern can’t come to the phone
Why? Oh because he’s deadpool

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Stranger Things 2 but instead of their moms taking pictures of them in their ghostbusters costume, it’s Steve
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when u leave ur poor protégé behind to meet the love of ur life (i couldn’t help it lmao + rb sticker)
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“È come quando c’è chi crede di essere felice andando a vivere da qualche altra parte, ma poi impara che non è così che funziona. Ovunque tu vada, porti te stesso con te.”
(Neil Gaiman)
Noi “terroni” la nostalgia ce la portiamo nel cuore sempre e per sempre.. @struruso
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Tarun Tahiliani’s Fall/Winter collection 2018
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Success is the only option because I like expensive shit.
Me, myself and I. (via fashion-black-book)
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I love perfumes, it's like: I am sad and really disappointed with myself but I smell like a princess 😌
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Maria Callas and Pier Paolo Pasolini on the set of “Medea”
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Classic Hollywood stars defying gender stereotypes.
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