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Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamolodchikova 💄👠💋✨ I've been watching UNHhhh for years Tarley and Kathrine are my queens they've helped form my humor and my views. Thank you bald and beautiful for being so cunty. I love your axe wound whore!

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One large mocha Xanax vodka latte with whipped cream and valium sprinkles please.

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cluster fuck.

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fucking rock n roll betchh fucking rolling stones betchh 💋☠️

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How to be a mcbling/trashy babe???

Just realized that you’re journey in life is reliving the Mcbling era of the 2000s? Heres some help💗

Step 1: Pinterest

- Don’t know where to start???? Then Pinterest is where you need to go

- They have literally everything you could find so just type in “trashy” “mcbling” or anything related to them in the search engine.

Step 2: Thrifting

- Everybody knows the only way to find good Mcbling/trashy clothes is through thrifting. For online shops I HIGHLY recommend eBay . (You’ll be surprised from all the good shit you’ll find there).

- depop but ONLY if you’re ready to put a dent in you’re wallet.

-And you can NEVER go wrong with your local thrifting shops.

Step 3: Music

- The perfect way to really get into a Mcbling mood is listening to music.

- Find a good playlist or even create your own with songs from the early and late 2000s.

- Here’s mine

Step 4: Movies and tv

- Another amazing way to get into a Mcbling mood is any form of reality tv from the late/early 2000s (bonus points if it’s from mtv)

- jersey shore, the girls next door, my super sweet sixteen, keeping up with the kardashins, toddlers and tiaras, and etc.

- Some amazing movies include hot chick, 10 things I hate about you, mean girls, any bratz movie, jawbreaker, legally blonde, bring it, step up, clueless, coyote ugly, confessions of a teenage drama queen, etc.

Step 5: confidence and attitude

- Doesn’t matter if it’s real or fake as long as you walk with your head held high and like you own the place is all that matters.

- the most important thing out of everything I’ve listed is going to be this, Only bring back early 2000s fashion not early 2000s values.

- That means no racism, fat phobia, homo/trans phobia or any form of hate/discrimination. Also bringing down other girls will NEVER be it, you just look lame.

Hope this helped on your Mcbling journey!!!

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fuck my gay chungus life

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I inspire to be as trashy as snooki 💋

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YESS LAWWDD MY QUEEN

this photo belongs in the library of congress

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she’s an icon, she’s a legend, and she is the moment

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when a pretty bitch compliments me

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