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Penny what is heavier a pound of steel or a pound of feathers

pound of steel cause steel is heavier than feathers! :D

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Changing pronouns during sex, forcing you to change yours to parry the homosexuality with the right timing

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the thing about edelgard is she starts the game like any politically minded 17 year old in that she sees the injustice in the world and thinks she has all the answers about how the system ought to work to correct these injustices. except unlike the average politically minded 17 year old, she's somehow managed to singlehandedly reinvent enlightenment political philosophy in a vacuum from first principles, which is one hell of an impressive accomplishment in a land that's been trapped in medieval stasis by a fake religion for 1300 years. and also she's the crown princess of an entire empire. she's like the fire emblem universe's equivalent to peter wiggin blogging his way to political power in ender's game and becoming hegemon in those weird ender's game sequels that were full of geopolitical maneuvering while ender was off in space and never got as popular or well known as xenocide and speaker of the dead. except blogging doesn't exist in fodlan but weapons made from dragon bones and dubstep mole people do so she had to make do with what she had. AND she's gay

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not the first person to say it but it is insanely funny to make a gacha about an infamous money pit like horse racing

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great! now do the same medical study with women

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their groupchat must go insane

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*wokely* tell me what genitals you have, stranger i just met

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speedrunning getting fired by sending this to my boss over slack

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susie badguy

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woah dude you hit your head pretty hard. 2025? president donald trump? "labubu"? haha no clue what youre talking about dude its roughly 1pm august 8th 2004 and we're about to take a chicago boat tour and i heard dave matthews band is in town and

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the left testicle is for logic and forward thinking and the right testicle is for creativity and art

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