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everyone's all about queer subtext until it's aromantic or asexual

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[throws a meat cleaver at you and misses] [throws a meat cleaver at you and misses] [throws a meat cleaver at you and misses] Dude stay still jesus christ [throws a meat cleaver at you and misses] [throws a meat cleaver at you and misses] [throws a meat cleaver at you and misses]

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everyone's all about queer subtext until it's aromantic or asexual

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"I asked ChatGPT--"

Yeah well, I asked the wasps nest in my attic. It sang its answer so beautifully to me, but I am so very afraid of it. Perhaps it will soothe my itching soul...

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I've acquired a creature that stares at you no matter which direction you look at it from

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The Leering Lurker

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lets play throw each other down the concrete staircase

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So the airbase has a commander whose name is Sergeant. His rank is Lieutenant Colonel and his office is, of course, private.

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asking "hey is it fine if I smoke in here" and before you're able to answer I've already set up a full rack of salmon over a fire in your living room

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I’ve decided that all bats fall somewhere on this horrid little graph I’ve devised. Here are some prime examples of the various Creature Varieties found in nature.

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Context is important! Pole and sex work are inextricably linked, but there are distinctions between them. Strippers made this hobby what it is, and taught me what I know, and while I haven’t lived that life, I’m honoured to stand on their shoulders.

I hear Patreon has cool stuff

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mp3 to powder converter im gonna need to snort the song

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The physics of balancing toys 🙃

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The Ballad of Bella Buttons (based on a true story)