hey since it’s your first time using weed i figured i’d let you in on a few pointers to make sure you have a safe, fun experience. basically you do as much as possible and imagine the roof getting blown off your house by a storm and giant pterodactyls swooping down to eat you badly ok?
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Was forced to get a new phone today
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"I hate how American media will just make up a European nation rather than do any research, so I'm going to get back at them by writing a story set in a fake American state" like, do you have the slightest idea how much American media is set in a geographically impossible fictional small town located in no particular state and characterised entirely by some guy from Los Angeles' collection of half-remembered stereotypes about the American Midwest? They've already got the "lazily inventing fictional parts of America" bit locked down.
No, if you want to play the Uno reverse card on American media, what you need to do isn't to make up a fake state: you specifically need to wilfully misrepresent southern California.
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people telling you they reread your fic is the biggest compliment you could ever receive. there are thousands of stories out there begging to be found, to be explored, but your story meant so much to someone that they came back to it eagerly, they went over every word again. to love is to return and loving a fic is rereading it. thank you to all readers and rereaders <3333
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“kill them with kindness” WRONG! nether dimension
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furries are awesome and gay and a lot of people hide their queerphobia behind hatred of animal people hybrids
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Day 3623 - 19 May 2024
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.//projectTiGER
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girls night ;333
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awful yuri <3
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matchmaking skills
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–I'll keep composing, more and more, until I can save you.
–What are you talking about?
–I'll keep composing... until you can find yourself.
–Why would you go that far...?
–I'm... just being selfish.
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