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Dont Talk To Me Until This Coffee Has Been Fully Subsumed Into My Cellular Ecology Such That I Develop A New Organ System Which Produces Coffee

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the idea of a podcast having dynamic ads that relate to you even when the episode came out years ago is so perverse. like it's a sound file a podcast is just an audio clip. and you're telling me before the audio clip reaches my ears some algorithm is poking around in its guts adding things and taking things out. you're ravishing it. it's obscene

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I understand that when folks criticise the self-labelled "cozy" genre as an effort to produce "games about nothing", they're talking about trying to opt out of having opinions by producing a game with a perfectly politically neutral premise (which is impossible), but whenever I see the phrase that gremlin voice in the back of my mind is like:

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donations for marah have significantly slowed down! the balousha family is famished, exhausted, depressed, and desperate. i care about them deeply and i hope that you're able to share this post and spare a dollar or two! :)

I am hosting this campaign !! The money you have all helped raise for this family has kept them alive through this nightmare - please continue to share and donate if you can!

@mahrahpalestine @palestinian95 this campaign is vetted, please check marah's blog(s) out!

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little girl whose fursona is a baby cow: for my third wish i want you to make the saying "you are what you eat" literal, no matter the disaster, no matter the pain

genie: yah ok

vampire working his office job: turns into an 8 foot wave of human blood sweeping through the office drowning his coworkers and thoroughly saturating everything, the furniture the walls the floor, with blood carrying a large variety of diseases, so that renovation is not an option and the entire building has to be condemned once men in full body hazmat suits confirm that nobody survived

tarrare somewhere in his grave: turns into a toddler

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I was inspired after trying blue takis

Sadly I didn’t have orange to color kyos fingers

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hold on something just happened

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I'm a little out of the loop, what happens if anim doesn't reach it's monthly goals? I could only afford to back the kickstarter, does eureka get cancelled?

Eureka and almost all of the various Kickstarter promises are currently available on itchio in a playable state, so Eureka isn’t at risk of getting canceled.

However, as for what the deal is with our finances, without going into unnecessary detail, one of our team members only has a confirmed place to live so long as they can prove that A.N.I.M. is making roughly 15% more in income each month, until it hits a threshold of regularly making at least $4,000 per month.

If we fail to hit these quotas too many times, that team member’s financial and living situation are at risk of becoming very unstable, which is not only very bad for them obviously, but will cripple the whole team’s ability to continue to do what we do.

That’s why it’s so urgent that we hit these quotas. If anyone wants to see A.N.I.M. succeed, or just wants to keep a disabled person financially stable, please consider the links below.

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for no reason whatsoever here’s a reminder that if you consider yourself a leftist/punk/abolitionist/anarchist/radical in any sort of way and get called into jury duty, you are to become the most square person on earth during the jury questionnaire!!!

don’t be that guy who says fuck the police in the jury questionnaire! that just gets you sent home! if you want to generate change, interact with the case and use your jury vote for good! ESPECIALLY if it’s a high profile case!

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if you're in Europe PLEASE consider signing the Stop Destroying Games initiative. the deadline is July 31st 2025. i've posted about it before; it aims to create legislation for publishers to stop killing the games you pay for and to provide an end-of-life plan for live-service products. thank you!!!

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I posted this once and the notes were full of women and gay men saying that actually the french man being uncircumcised makes all of the difference in the world.

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Darrion Caldwell suplexes and then chokes out Joe Warren in the 1st round | Bellator 151

Was taking a stroll down Bellator memory lane and remembered this. Crazy at the time. Two great wrestlers - Caldwell an NCAA champion and Warren a Greco-Roman world champion.