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brb gonna kill myself

More heartbreaking news this morning.

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my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella

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A cute goat sent you a message.

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“astarion never would have acted like this if he hadn’t been turned into a vampire” high elf who went to law school. Be so serious right now

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full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

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Finally gave him a new outfit… still obsessed w/ him btw

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I am often told what I cannot wear

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I never understand why some people complain about a fandom on the fandom tag. is it to find like minded people? are they looking for a fight? they want a fight??

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ok to make a long story short: (proceeds to type the most convoluted, long-winded, multiple-paragraph essay you’ve ever seen about something that could’ve been said in one sentence)

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normal jacob behaviors [1]

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why don’t you sink your fangs into something more substantial AND stupid, handsome

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tumblr photo shit quality is the bane of my bg3 screenshot existence

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character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*

me:

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they may be doomed by the narrative but atleast they had gay sex

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once again I am posting my son

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