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Dark Cacao is done with Pure Vanilla's BS

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Dark Enchantress: In case you haven’t noticed, you've fallen right into my trap

Pure Vanilla You can't trap hope. It's an idea, a belief!

Dark Enchantres: Even the most heartfelt belief can get corroded over time!

Pure Vanilla: Hope is a non-corrosive metal!

Dark Enchantress: But metals can be melted by the heat of revenge!

Pure Vanilla: Revenge is best served cold!

Dark Enchantress: But it can be easily reheated in the microwave of evil!

Pure Vanilla: Well I think your warranty's about to expire!

Dark Enchantress: Maybe I got an extended warranty!

Pure Vanilla Warranties are invalid if you don’t use the product for its intended purpose!

White Lily: Girls, girls, you're both pretty! Can I go home now?

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As a candy land fan and former cheater this makes me laugh

Earl Grey: *whispering under his breath* No, no! If I do that, it will give my opponent a key strategical advantage..!

Pawn White: He… DOES realize he’s playing Candy Land, right?

Pawn Black: Just… just let him have this.

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Licorice: Honestly, I am so evil. So full of darkness. I feed of the souls of the living I strike fear into- Dark Encantress: You sleep with a teddybear. Licorice: He’s my sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!

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Pure Vanilla, to Dark Cacao: How do you tell someone politely you want to hit them with a brick?

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Dark Cacao: I think I need a hug... Pure Vanilla: Good thing I'm hug shaped! *45 minutes later* Dark Cacao: You... you can let go now. Pure Vanilla: No, I absolutely cannot.

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Dark Cacao: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.

Pure Vanilla: Mine just says " Pure Vanilla cookie no."

Dark Cacao: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

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Pure Vanilla: You’ve got to learn to love yourself. Dark Cacao: But don't you hate yourself. Pure Vanilla: Yeah, but this is about you. Stay focused.

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Dark Cacao: Okay, two person huddle. Pure Vanilla: You can't huddle with two people. This is just a hug.

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Licorice cookie: You're a lying piece of shit!

Dark enchantress: Oh yeah? You're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!

Red velvet: I'm leaving and I'm taking Poison mushroom with me!

Pomegranate cookie, gathering cards: Aaaaand that's enough Monopoly for today

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Dark Cacao: Where are you going? Pure Vanilla: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there

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Dark Cacao: The stars are so beautiful... Pure Vanilla: They're just giant balls of gas. Dark Cacao: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then- Pure Vanilla: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you. Dark Cacao: Oh...

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Dark Cacao: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized. Pure Vanilla: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely* Dark Cacao: That one. I want that one.

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Dark Cacao: Who hurt you? Dark choco: *snorting* What, do you want a list? Dark Cacao: ...Yes, actually.

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Dark choco: Why should I make my bed, when I'm just gunna unmake it to sleep in it anyways? Dark Cacao: Why should I feed you if your just gunna die anyways? Dark choco: Dark choco: I'll go make my bed-

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Dark Cacao: I made tea. Dark choco: I don't want tea. Dark Cacao: I didn't make you tea. This is my tea. Dark choco: Then why did you tell me? Dark Cacao: It's a conversation starter. Dark choco: It's a horrible conversation starter. Dark Cacao: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.

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Dark Cacao: What do you have? Dark Choco: A KNIFE! Dark Cacao: NO!