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clicking a pen over and over again is actually fun as fuck its a shame it makes everyone in a 30 foot radius want to kill me with a rock
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It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes
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headcanon that no matter how much they hate each other in the moment they always cling to each other like this when frightened
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LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO CAST LET'S GET THIS FUCKER EXPLODEDED
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CW: Gun, Knife, slight blue and purple(?) blood
idk man, here's 3 versions
I cannot pick
closeup !!
ILY ALL AHIHADJKFHU i was gonna give up on this but I cannot ignore yall's comments and tags on my wip post ToT
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TV show: This is a TV show called Shits&Farts. It is about shits, & farts. The main characters are two men named Shit, & Fart. They tell shit & fart jokes to each other for the whole twenty-minute runtime.
at least one person you follow on tumblr, instantly: omfg im WITHERING from last nights ep….. the dynamic between shit & fart is so fucking tense and erotic……im still fucking sobbing i hate my sweet babies….. why do they treat each other like this im fucking BATHING IN ACID….. its so good…….. im EMBALMING MYSELF and then DESECRATING MY OWN CORPSE…..
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not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀
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you need to develop obsessions with strange niche content
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