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“and i levitate down your street” just gives me a really funny image in my head

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the waiter asks if i would like anyrhing to drink. "thanks but im good", as i produce a single perfect rasberry and sip the tiny dewdrop of water that it holds. the waiter asks if would like anything to eat. "thanks but im good" as i pop the rasberry into my mouth deliciously and then walk out of the restauranr

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genuinely where the hell has all my harddrive space gone. i do Not have 2tb of shit on here

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Just some of my favourite Fry and Laurie quotes

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Every time someone says "ingredients" I say "ingredience" in response and then I realize I just sound like I repeated them because it sounds the fucking same out loud

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so are we all in agreement that the doctor's new kilt is one of jamie's

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bad news fellas, just got word from the boss, he says no more kissing each other on the job

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the holidays are never officially here until i see the christmas light extension cord of death by electricity and I have yet to see it.

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Sending my most reliable corporate staffer to Connecticut to shut down a Christmas tree farm. Wish me luck

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had a dream last night that the new tumblr discourse was whether or not people deserved their urls and people were getting callouts and anon hate like "I can't believe you have x in your url when I never see you actually post about them it's pretty messed up that you're taking that url away from other people who actually deserve it :/"

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Also to everyone saying what's the doctor doing at the club I need you to understand that the FIRST doctor literally met his companion at the club

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The Giggle (2023) + text posts

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“is this salt homemade?” you ask

“you tell me” i reply, pointing to the big jar of sodium sitting next to the big jar of chloride