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victory-cookies · 30 minutes
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so at work we sell stuffed chicken breasts (think cordon bleu and its various cousins), with a breaded and a nonbreaded variety for most flavours. Dude today comes in and pokes around, then comes up to the till with a bunch of the nonbreaded ones, and then asks me which are the breaded cordon bleus. I try to explain to him that he has the breadless variety and tell what the breaded ones are called, and he doesn’t seem to understand, so I try again to explain the difference and that he doesn’t have the right ones and as I’m doing that he holds up a hand to me and says “I don’t care.”
In that moment I wanted to fucking attack him. You fucking asked! You do care! I wanted to bite him! But because I’m a good little customer service bitch I just went “okay well I’ll just show you :) :) :)” and guided him to the right ones. I was so angry though
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victory-cookies · 5 hours
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gender euphoria is looking rly hot to other queer people and offputting to everyone else
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uh oh !
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Wearing character shirts when you have breasts
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honestly idk why luka needed witness protection he seemed like he was doing great
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victory-cookies · 9 hours
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April fools
@themornal and @8edhead are the voices
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okay who tf reblogged the game changer post my activity is unusable again
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the circus was in town that day 🤡
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victory-cookies · 16 hours
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RANDOM DASHBOARD INSPECTION!
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victory-cookies · 16 hours
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my mouse keeps shocking me. why are you doing that
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victory-cookies · 16 hours
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TIL Dr. Sigmund Freud was addicted to smoking and failed to quit for good throughout a 45 years long battle that included 33 operations for cancer of the jaw, an artificial jaw replacement, and attacks of “tobacco angina” exacerbated by nicotine . He was known to smoke up to twenty cigars a day.
via reddit.com
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victory-cookies · 16 hours
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what i love about mlp fim is that the power of friendship is not a symbolic thing it is a real and tangible force so potent it can be channeled into killing people
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victory-cookies · 16 hours
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the 5 love languages: song recommendations, parallel play, talking about The Character, offering to kill each other’s parents, gifting little trinkets
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