victorywestergaard

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@lainelumos: #QuestionoftheDay How much money do you think the Sexual Health & Wellness Club rake up doing all these fundraisers every year? Enough to warrant the bachelor/ette auctions a necessity? Or are they just an excuse to bring out the sexual shock factor of selling humans?

@victorywestergaard: its not that deep, fam. does that mean ur not gonna do it? some walt spirit you have :-P

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mckaylakennedy:

I try to heavily filter that sort of thing, since so much negativity isn’t good for one’s mental health. People on the internet love to complain simply for the sake of complaining. Although that reminds me, when I get back in the fall I should hire one of my classmates as an intern, so they can help me screen my mentions on social media and make sure I reply to the ones that are deserving of replies. Well, some people are entitled to certain things, haven’t you ever read a law?

No, but completely-filtered-positivity isn’t good for someone’s mental health either. Makes them delusional. And for that reason, make sure you don’t just hire one of your yes-people, okay? You need someone who can tell you the hard stuff too, being blind to it isn’t the same as fixing it. I have, but unless you’re claiming that there’s a law that says people have to agree with you because you want them to, it’s irrelevant. 

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Rumor has it you have confusing feelings for Karolina Bjorgman

Not really, but then again there’s no such thing as confusing feelings. Feelings are what they are, it’s people that complicate them because they’re scared to know what they can’t deny.

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Posey: Is college really that worth it? Who’s to say I can’t just go on the field trip to Paris and stay there forever? I could become a mime!

Victory: Of the people in our school, you're one of the few that doesn't need to stop talking. If you could convince OTHER people to becoming mimes though, I'd appreciate it.

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mckaylakennedy:

It’s my current world, unfortunately! And so I’m going to judge my peers by the ones who are here, rather than by the delightful people I’ll be associating with in the real world once filming on the Bolt holiday special begins. What would a grouch off even entail? Excuse me? I’ve worked very hard to deserve the yesses I get, you can’t even imagine what a day on set feels like, it’s very hard work.

There’s also the internet. You know, forums and Reddit threads and comments on videos which are more indicative of what the world thinks, and if you bothered to check those, you’d see my opinion is far from a lone one. I have no idea, though, I even said I don’t know what a grouch off would entail, but if I had to try to imagine, I think it’d be being put in progressively cheerier situations and whoever stays grouchy longest wins? Like, I don’t know, a massage, being surrounded by a bunch of puppies, dinner with the beautiful girlfriend, etc. Hard work is great but when you expect people to agree with you just because you work hard, that’s called entitlement.

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Sylvie: Why is summer like, THE hardest? Do I go home? Do I stay in Walt?! Do I go on an adventure? Do I do it all?! HELP!

Victory: Random question, but what do you WANT to do?

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Have you ever had an orgasm with a partner?

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Miles: Hey, uh, does anyone want to come help me taste test the new summer flavors at Elsa's Ice Cream Shop? And by help me I mean do it for me and tell me what to say when customers ask for recommendations? I don't feel like getting sick today.

Miles: Not that the ice cream would make YOU sick. There's nothing wrong with it, I swear!

Victory: I can't tell if your dedication to your brand overpowering your literal physical limitations is impressive or not, but I wouldn't say no to free ice cream.

Victory: I'm kind of picky about flavors but hey, that just means harsher and better opinions, right?

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How often do you masturbate?

Not too often. I don’t really turn myself on, and I have a super hot girlfriend so it’s kinda unnecessary.

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mckaylakennedy:

I don’t think that’s true. If we did a grumpy sliding scale of the junior class, I’d put you way further towards the grumpy end than almost everyone else. In fact, only Koriander seems like they may be grouchier than you.The truth doesn’t have to be presented in such a crotchety old man way, though! I don’t actively seek yes-men and yes-women, they just flock to me because I’m so easy to say yes to. I’m not sure what your aversion is, I mean – I’m great, just give in and say yes!

Yes, because the junior class is entirely indicative of the real world and the distribution presented there. I do resent hearing Kori’s grumpier than me though, I think I could take them in a grouch-off, if there was a way to measure that, anyway. I’d say it’s important for someone to say no to you when you deserve to hear it or you’ll end up spoiled but I dunno, kinda seems like it’s too late. 

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Darcy: I'D RATHER PLAY SHOW THAN TELL WITH THEM! Okay, you can always be nocturnal, it's not like I'm picking a place to move that has a midnight sun! lol

Darcy: No, no, we want to be awful while still seeming like we're trying, mean pranks and feeding people chemicals that will burn their insides is too far :-p I'm going to make you smile anyway, it would just be hilarious to see you wearing a crown and to have proof of it forever. But I can just steal a crown and put it on your head and snap a picture of you on my own time, easy :-p One does not simply use the universe, the universe uses US.

Victory: I LIKE HOW YOU THINK. Don't joke lol because I very well may become nocturnal. I've always kind of wanted to.

Victory: LOL and people think I'M the one who keeps YOU from going too far :-p Oh god, smiling while wearing a crown sounds like my nightmare lol if you do that you'll initiate a photo war js. Not that I'm saying dont do but just, you know, await consequences lol. Used by the universe? Like what, puppets?

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orionambrosius:

Why not? I had a lot of fun last year going with this girl I was dating last year and I figure showing some random girl a good time is a way way better alternative than going alone or just sitting at home and moping. Besides, unlike you, I don’t really mind most of the people we go to school with so it’s not like I’m setting myself up for torture.

Yeah, but that makes sense when you go with someone you like. When you go with a rando, there’s no guarantee you’ll have a good time. And I don’t get why people think the only options are either going with someone, going stag, or moping; there’s group hangs, there’s having a better date somwhere less crowded, etc. People need to get creative, dang.

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mckaylakennedy:

Yes, but you’re also grumpier than your average boy. Have you ever thought about not trying to suck the joy out of everything for people? You’d be a lot cuter if you weren’t such a negative Ned. Oh my gosh, that would be so sad for Bolt, no one wants to see him on the outside looking in. Although it would be an excellent chance to show off my emotional range… Maybe I’ll pitch it to the execs, there’s still time to rewrite before filming starts. It’s like a mini-movie! Those things stay in production forever, it has to be really excellent, after all. And we all have to look perfect, which takes some editing.

I’m about as grumpy as the average man, though, and isn’t your show supposed to appeal to as many people as possible? I’m just trying to be helpful - if the truth sucks the joy out of things for you, you’re a denial Diana and maybe you’re the one with the problem. I’m scared to give any more suggestions if you’re just down to do the opposite, though, so I’ll leave you to get all the mindless squees of amusement from the yes-men and yes-women that you obviously want to surround yourself with. 

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What exactly is high school royal fun? Is it anything worst actually running and winning, or is it just something people say to make other people jealous?

Isn’t it so weird that it’ll be a year since I got prom king? It feels like way less than a year – I guess time flies when you’re having high school royal fun. 

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Why would you risk your luck with a rando? There’s like three tolerable people at our school and I’m dating one of them - take advantage of the fact that dudes are expected to ask the girls and find one you can stand instead of leaving it up to chance. Prom is designed to be dull, the only thing you can really help about it all is the person you go with.

Does anyone need a prom date? Since I’m apparently already offering my services as a tutor to anyone with a compelling amount of retweets demanding I do so, I figured I could extend myself into doing something more fun!

SO! For the very very low price of dinner before the dance, you’ll be getting the perfect escort! I’ll match your dress, smile for pictures, dance as many dances as you want, make pleasant conversation with you and your friends, you name it! Of course since there’s only one of me to go around and I doubt I’ll get many takers, I guess this is a first come, first serve kind of thing? But I’ll figure that part out when I get to it. Okay thanks.

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mckaylakennedy:

I’m sorry, what? As far as I’ve been told, Christmas specials are among the most watched programming every year, people love having something to help them boost their holiday cheer. And it’s not a debut, it’s my return. The show’s been in like, permanent limbo since I got sent off to Walt. It could just be a one hour episode about nothing and people would be so happy to see me and Bolt reunite, but I’m sure having trees and snow falling and white lights strung everywhere will just make it even more exciting for them. Plus, it’s too tight of a production schedule to have it ready for Halloween anyway. Maybe next year! I’ll be sure to pitch that to them.

I’m sure they get a lot of views, but people don’t watch Christmas specials because they’re lovable and heartwarming, or at least I don’t - I watch them because they’re generally the cringiest episodes on tv and I love second-hand embarrassment. It’s always the same thing, trying to keep the Christmas spirit alive and full of holiday tropes that never happen in real life. The only thing tropier is an It’s A Wonderful Life-Style episode for the holidays, so I guess as long as it isn’t an episode of ‘what would our lives be life if we never met Bolt’ then it won’t be worse than any other holiday special. Does producing a show really take that long? That’s wild - hopefully the acting takes less time, wouldn’t want to miss too much school.

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Darcy: AND THIS IS WHY I KEEP YOU AROUND. WELL, AMONG OTHER THINGS ;-) Maybe you'll be solar powered Victory, too. Or I can get you a battery :-p

Darcy: Oh my gosh, yes! Or cakes with weird fuzzy nuts inside of them, people hate those, it would be so funny. Uh... Depends who we're running against. I'd be a terrible prom queen tyvm :-p But Sylvie loves me so she might make sure all the cheerleaders vote for me lol. Or it makes it sound like we've got a tunnel and we're the ONLY people who have a passage to the universe.

Victory: YOU'LL HAVE TO REMIND ME WHAT THOSE OTHER THINGS ARE :) I have a feeling the sun's just going to make me sleepy so batteries may be required lol.

Victory: I almost suggested cakes with shaving cream on top instead of whipped cream but that's TOO mean lol, fuzzy nuts is a good compromise :-P Actually winning sounds like it'd be weird, like, we'd have to take a picture and they'd tell me to smile too much. The only people with a tunnel to the universe, hmm. And what do we do with this tunnel, just look at the universe? Can we use it somehow?