amalie | 26 | gay and european | tracking #vikingqueer
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*if you know/have confirmed from multiple sources, pick the first one you experienced
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was going through some of my health records and some doctor put “dresses oddly” next to my psychotic symptoms. hey fuck you too man
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Why do you use It/Its pronouns...
i got tagged in elementary school and never recovered
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Boohoo im so alone an a monstaaa
#been so long since i listened to tma i genuinely forgot how much lo-fi charm the tape effect adds#also daisy is so funny here. i think fay roberts should get every role ze ever auditions for
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you're the only one who understands me mr strobbery
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Do you know anyone with the last name Brown?
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It’s up to you how you decide (cooked, raw, best shape, something else)—I just want to know what you think:
(Extra credit if you also add in the notes or tags what your LEAST favorite berry is. Inquiring minds want to know!)
#i hate to be a basic bitch#but a perfectly ripe strawberry is so texture and the perfect mix of sweet and just a little bit sour#but im not one to turn down a berry unless its blackcurrant
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they should invent an apartment that has huge windows but is never too hot and is near everything i like and all my friends but is also quiet when i want it to be and costs zero dollars or perhaps they pay me to live in. and they save it just for me so i dont have to look for it :)
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Murderbot getting disqualified from the SexyEnby poll because someone bought thousands of bot votes for it is honestly the funniest possible outcome of it being included in the first place.
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Gender is not the same as sex. Gender is what you identify with, sex is what Jean Moreau is having with Jeremy Knox in The Broken Cage. Stay tuned.
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“Chat it’s NOT lupus”
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"i asked chatgpt" ok well i asked the women of fox way and they told me he was either my true love or i kill him so
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my spouse and i disagree
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I'm kind of obsessed with the way sheep are handled. So efficiently. It always looks kind of unpleasant at first and then you notice the sheep are fine with it. They're always being flipped upside down and rolled down a chute or some shit. A shepherd will be tossing that thang in the air and spinning it like pizza dough & the sheep just lets it happen
#if i recall correctly for the most part they panic before getting sheared vutythe second the handler like#flips them over/on their but theyre just like ok this is my life now i guess. buzz me.
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