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ultimately the truth about frankenstein is that we are all grotesque amalgamations of the best and worst parts of everyone who came before us. and sometimes the people who are supposed to love us because of and in spite of this will not. and we can kill them with hammers for that. and i think that’s beautiful
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What a wonderful piece of media! Surely the fandom will be literate and normal
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getting mad enough at video games that i have to stop playing and make a chart
#the boss runback also affects this#rennala was infuriating. long walk with a horrible slog of p1#also why i quit hollow knight. had a boss with a runback so godawful i was like yeah no bye#i have like no patience for mechanics designed to waste ur time i hate tedium. relying on slog for difficulty is cheap#otho so many fights in ffxiv during endwalker felt like the left side of the horseshoe lmao
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my spouse and i disagree
#if u want cold turn AC up if u want hot turn heat up#ergo reverse is true. if want hot turn AC down if want cold turn heat down#but then again ive only lived places where buildings have both heating and cooling#i presume ur logic changes a bit if u only ever have AC or only ever have heating
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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.
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i’m sick and tired of people pretending that burger isn’t delicious just to clown on americans. america deserves the ridicule, but why’s burger catching strays? burger did nothing wrong
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i love this website i just feel at home here you know
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spiders have got to figure out contracting I need to be able to call my local spiders union and be like "hey can you send a guy out for a few days the fruit flies are back" and then pay it in spider currency. I'll learn the conversion rates. I'll be generous with my rounding. please.
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*first time using gay slang* you look like you're wearing a wig!! and you look like a cunt!!!
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upsides of listening to music:
music yay yay yay!!!!!! yaaaaay!!!! yipee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
downsides of listening to music
if you listen to the right song for the first time while in a certain headspace you will be changed forever as your soul shutters and warps and contorts into new forms never before seen
get an idea for an animatic you will never finish
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girl i am too fucking old to be spending 6 hours on a single fight in a video game i never wanna see Lunging Grab again
#ping qiney#this is abt malenia. lunging grab is a skill issue#guy w/shit reaction speed who relies on learning Predictable Attack Patterns cannot react to the move that requires reaction speed.#and is unpredictable.#hello random combo being finished off with grab instead of ur regular jump attack! thanks for ending my run#also the stock standard 'fuck waterfowl dance' but also mannnn that arena is too damn dark#i already have bad eyes w/o games wasting their lifespan away via the artificial difficulty of 'what if we didnt have proper lighting'
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Everyone warns you agaist going to the supermarket hungry, but nobody tells you about the dangers of going there too full: I do not want any of these things, for I will never require any food at all!
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