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Not Canon because clef’s tits would be way bigger

The clefsticals

12:47 Am

I am the owner of the only 24 karot meribubu

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Why the fuck is slender-man being homophobic on TikTok. Bro go focus on your pages

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I need more drawings of characters standing next to life sized tooth..

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Tooth🤤🤤🤤🤤

Bright standing next to a life sized tooth🙏

-totallynot🦷

At what point do i need to be concerned

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Doctors…it’s awake..

I can and will violently simp over @clefrot s characters, you do not understand. You think you’re her oc’s number one fan?

WRONG. I AM!!!

I can and will kneel and kiss their shoes while offer up crumbs of fanart and headcanons to show my loyalty to their existence upon this cruel world. I will embrace them in the night and give them meaning and life, allow them to feel whole for a moment before I tear their life apart limb by limb. Strip them of their humanity, smear anguish and pain upon their innermost soul and tarnish their cognitive function. I will rip apart what they love and make them watch as I stitch them back together in an indistinguishable form of what they once were. I will show her characters sadness and desperation beyond the human comprehension to know, I will isolate them from every emotion other than fear and desolation. For they too must carry this burden of life upon their shoulders and triumph if they so wish to survive.

And then I make them kiss n hold hands n cuddle n date n do cutesy picnic dates!!!

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I legit forgot about all the writing projects I have, someone end me.

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💁‍♀️

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I’ll be posting the colored version of this in a separate post cause I feel as though they each deserve their own post.

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SCP 4231 in a nutshell

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Instructions unclear I ate the shells

Welcome to Diristine’s Kitchen

Today we will be cooking a recipe I like to call: 18 Eggs and a Fuck Ton of Veggies

Ingredients:

- 18 eggs

- a fuck ton of veggies your choice

- Block of cheddar cheese

- Butter

- Oven

- Cupcake Tin

- Knife probably

- Your confidence in cooking

Preparation:

- Preheat oven to 375 degrees fahrenheit

- Chop/shred veggies until covers half the bowl. Tell yourself that looks like enough.

- Crack 18 eggs and throw the guts in (do not eat the shells)

- Mix veggies and 18 eggs together

- Stare at bowl and think “thats too many veggies”

- Chop/shred more veggies and add to bowl

- Mix again

- Shred the cheddar cheese over bowl to your liking

- Mix Again

- Grab cupcake tins and realize you should have grabbed cupcake liners

- Smear the inside of the tin with butter via fingers

- Spoon out 18 egg and veggie mixture until tins full

- Bake that fucker for 15 minutes

- Check to see if cooked at 15 minutes, theyre not

- Bake again for another 15 minutes

- Take out of oven, let cool for a bit

- Consume or store in freezer until ready to consume

This recipe probably works with a smaller quantity of eggs, I just havent tried it yet so no clue if it does. If anyone tries it with less eggs lmk how it goes.

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You know the more I learn about the people on the scp wiki the more I’m aware of just how toxic the whole site and the people running it are. I’ve had countless people accuse me of being a bad person just for simply liking a character, meanwhile these same people will directly hurt others or actively associate with those who do. They’ll throw their friends under the bus as soon as their allegations are brought to light all while pretending they had no idea what was going on the entire time, then play morally superior when it comes to other issues.

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scp foundation writers loovee to make rape jokes its like crack to them.

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dr clef wakes up in cold sweat

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YESSSSSS

Hawaii part ii…

DO WE REMEMBER

CONNECTED RAINBOWS

(essay coming soon sorry school started again and ive been in emotional shambles over mg academic breakup)

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I fear humor is not treating someone like shit I’m afraid

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All piercings? He might lose his job

trying to fit simon in my cello case so I can sneak him into my rehearsals (stressful asf)

Introducing pocket Simon!! Hes so small he can fit inside your pocket!! For the cheap price of $999,999,999.99!!! (brought to you by Marshall Carter and Darke LTD)