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i hope this evil reaches you well.

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5. A chicken wants bad things to happen.

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I've gotten two more since I scheduled this post! My evil army is growing! ^//^

So many new followers!! I thank you all for your acknowledgement of my power.

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So many new followers!! I thank you all for your acknowledgement of my power.

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Making evil purchases at the supervillainmarket

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dmv: can i have you birth certificate

me: i dont have it but you can trust! 😁✌️

dmv: ok! 😁✌️here is your license

me: its so small and cute! 😳

dmv: just like you! ☺️

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I bet you'd all like me if I was a wizard :/

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Vacuums up your bad vibes like Kirby but they only make me more evil.

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(goes through an extended magical girl transformation, by the end of which I look the exact same, except I immediately shoot you with my perfectly normal gun that wasn’t there before)

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Somebody said if I was a pro-wrestler I'd be a heel and I hate that they're right. :(

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good morning tumblr it’s overcast and cold as fuck with a chance of um. the skull

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I HAVE MADE PLANS TO GET A PROPER ICON.

But first... I need money.

Being a supervillain doesn't pay the bills. At least, not until I have enough power to force people to give me their money. :)

Stand by

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Once I can build my death ray without it exploding on me it's OVER for you fucks.

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gonna go start bar fights so I can get a cool facial scar 

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getting into the shower: evil evil evil

being in the shower: there is no past and there is no future, there is just the here and now, i am alone but i am not lonely, i am calm and one with the universe, existence is sublime

getting out of the shower: evil evil evil (wet version)

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I am SHOCKED by how well I was able to capture my true ESSENCE using VRoid, however, I wasn't able to fit everything.

I am a very busy supervillain and don't have much time to make a proper reference sheet so take this! A quick scribble of yours truly.

You wouldn't be able to handle my true essence in a proper reference sheet anyway, my perfection would cause you to weep at your own realized inferiority UwU