I think if ladies gave me a chance they'd discover that I'm not just an awkward strange guy, but also a highly neurotic basket case whose hangups make him very difficult to deal with in a romantic context
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Owning a black cat is awesome because you’ll leave the bathroom and The Shape will be waiting for you
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going thru mood swings makes me feel like a sim its so embarrassing
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having such an obvious favorite character trope is life ruining bro
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And you can aim for my heart, go for blood but you would still miss me in your bones.
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Paul Fischer (Danish, 1860-1934)
Summer on the Beach
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I fucking hate the hand that feeds me. I think I'll do something fucked up to it
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be kinder to your past selves
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