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raising my son on a strict media diet of Portal, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Mythbusters in an attempt to resurrect the extinct species Pre-Gamergate Smug Nerd Boy

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Ripped ghost truthers come to my doorsteps to die.

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One of the things that kills me about Logan’s time at Williams is that so many people were underestimating Alex and calling him a mid tier driver which made Logan look even worse and now that Alex is performing better than Sainz (8th in the standings compared to 13th with 30 points between them) people are realizing how good he is but not reevaluating how good Logan was and I wonder how different the perception would have been if people really understood

Logan was never a bad driver, he was a mid tier driver in a shitty car with a shitty team who probably would have improved so much if he had just had the support he needed

It was never Logan’s fault

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Me refusing to take meds for my migrane:

Wow it really sucks that my head won’t stop hurting, I wonder if lying here in agony for another two hours will make it stop.

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When you survive a headshot you’ve earned a smoke.

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have you seen the Reacher tv show? Alan Ritchson is much better casting than Tom Cruise, right?

oh my god YES he's like. perfect for the role. and he gets extra points bc i watched it with my friend and she started barking at the tv when he was onscreen

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linsang y/n

i know you're probably asking me if i like linsangs but now i'm just imagining a Y/N lingsang

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obi wan is just so incredibly gay. limpest wrist in the galaxy

It’s why he keeps dropping his lightsaber

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happy pride. or whatever

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streamer & youtuber RPF: this makes sense, most streamers are a subset of comedian and acting gay with your friends as a joke is very popular with straight men, leading to a lot of fuel for the fire.

kpop RPF: prettyboys that are usually contractually obligated to avoid public relationships, which renders them very available for shipping. i can see how we got here.

men's hockey & wrestling RPF: contact sports.

beatles RPF: insert paul mccartney group jerk off session story.

formula 1 RPF: yeah im still trying to figure this one out. no clue lads. good for them though.

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Idk maybe I'm the odd one out but I do think its fuckin weird and gross to randomly drop characters saying fatphobic things in your fic for no reason

Genuinely what is the reason other than to make your hatred of fat people known

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I read ONE fic with Fox and Jaster Mereel in the same room and now I want to write a fic about them. Fox time travels and saves Jaster and accidentally brings him home. Fox is now just trying to do his job while his new father follows him around and gives him life advice and tries to fight politicians while having no context for anything ever. Very light hearted. Fox texts his batch for help in getting rid of him but no one believes him until they are on coruscant and are forcefully adopted by the dead king of madalore. Fox is desperately trying to keep Boba (who he got out of jail and is trying unsuccessfully to domesticate) away from his grandfather cause he fears what will happen if they meet.

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Yes there's a typo in the first option but I am not redoing the whole thing

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Every-time I think about a Fox ship I don’t get the appeal of I think about when people make the argument ‘they haven’t even met in canon’/‘they hate each other in their one canon interaction!’ and remember how dumb that idea is.

This man deserves everyone

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star wars fandoms are hilarious cuz there's literally hundreds of characters with backstories and lore or at least more than 5min of screen time

but no, a bunch of us have collectively decided that this one clone – who has like 5min of screen time total and in that time imprisons one of the fandom favs and shoots another; who we know literally nothing about; whose face we never even get to see – is our precious lil guy <3

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Alpha 17 after breaking cadet Fox and Cody apart: I honestly can't even tell the two of you apart half the time because I don't go by scars or numbers, I go by amount of pain in my ass, which makes you both identical.