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Solangelo headcanon:

So will always has chapstick on him don’t ask how or why he just does, and sometimes Nico likes to use it and will complains about it being unhygienic. Nico then reminds will that they kiss all the time and will gets way to flustered at remembering that he was in fact dating the most beautiful boy on the planet.

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Wait Nico and Hazel probably don't know Pluto isn't considered a planet anymore oh my gods they're gonna be devastated

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Waitttttt

Coming back with one of my "Nico is so vampire coded" posts,but this time we talk about how the others view him.

-> Will know that his boyfriend is a normal demigod (for Nico's standards) but sometimes he has to double check his own judgement. It's not his fault his boyfriend has a very obvious vampire type of lifestyle without even noticing. (One time he tried to spend the whole day with Nico basketing in the sun,but Nico almost died because his skin was extremely pale and he got third degree burns. It was not even a sunny day,but a loudy one)

-> The campers totally believe that he is a vampire,no question asked. They never see him eat,and when he does,it's usually something small. He also doesn't like garlic (he is a picky eater but no one other than Will,Clovis and Lou Ellen knows that at camp) and often drinks some red liquid (it's pomegranate juice gifted from Persephone,they have the same tastes).

-> Percy sometimes falls for the propaganda before remembering the earlier stage of their relationship,especially when they met. That happy kid with olive toned skin couldn't be a vampire. Same goes for Annabeth,but she never falls to it.

-> Most of the seven think that he is somewhat of cryptid but not necessarily a vampire. Leo often likes to start conspiracy theories on what species Nico is,because for them he can't be only a demigod. Nico found them stupid,because he is clearly a demigod. (He never realized how much similar he is to his dad and how his eyes sometimes resemble something that isn't human).

-> The few roman campers that he interacts with,outside of Hazel and Reyna,think there is something going on. But since they aren't close,and most of them are high ranking authority figures that need to establish a pacific relationship with the greeks through him,they just never mention it. They keep their distance tho,and always give him their permission to enter a building.

-> While Nico rants about it,Hazel finds it hilarious and often teases him about it. She gifted him a parasol,so he could protect himself from the sun,as a joke. (Plot twist: he actually ends up using it because his skin can't resist more than 30 minutes under the sun because of his long stays in the Underworld).

-> Reyna finds it cute and amusing. Nico is just embarrassed most of the time because everyone treats him like a vampire,and he has to correct everyone that no,he is not a vampire. (One time he got accidentally splashed with water and people started panicking,begging his forgiveness because they didn't want to harm him).

-> Clovis and Lou Ellen make fun of him (not in a harmful way) every time he pulls up with the parasol,because he reminds them of a rich victorian child. Even tho they know that Nico is 100% normal (for their own standard as children of cthonic gods) sometimes they spread more rumors that fuel the whole "Nico di angelo is a vampire" agenda. Sometimes Nico still asks himself why they are still his best friend.

-> Persephone and Hades don't help him at all,especially when they gave him a little bat as a pet that follows him around and sleeps in the dark of his cabin. Since it was a female he decided to call her Carmilla–as in,the first ever vampire woman. Dracula followed behind because Carmilla felt alone and Nico wanted another bat. (No,he didn't have an attachment to cute baby bats,thank you).

-> Because of his religious trauma,especially with Christianity,he stays away from churches and whatever it's involved with it. This only fuels the fact that he is a vampire for everyone else,and that he can't touch holy water otherwise he might get burned so he avoids it like the plague (only a few trusted ones know the truth).

Results? Almost everyone he knows thinks he is a vampire,and he is not helping his own case by doing everything that a "real" vampire should do.

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Of course!

Chat hear me out:

A Valgrace fic where Jason is a werewolf and Leo is a human who is on a camping trip with his mom and Jason sees Leo and its love at first sight. Leo sees Jason on a hike and is immediately terrified.

This has probably been written at some point so if you know what fic it is drop the link

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Chat hear me out:

A Valgrace fic where Jason is a werewolf and Leo is a human who is on a camping trip with his mom and Jason sees Leo and its love at first sight. Leo sees Jason on a hike and is immediately terrified.

This has probably been written at some point so if you know what fic it is drop the link

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I still can't believe he killed off Jason. what the hell

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i feel strongly about this

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"you tried to eat a stapler?" GOD FORBID I have an iron-rich snack

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sex is so yucky, glad it’s not real

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Propaganda I'm not falling for:

1. Caleo being canon

2. Jason dying

3. Valgrace not being canon

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**rings my bell**

**ring ring**

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Ok so you think kids of posiden can do like rlly realistic horse sounds cause like if they can understand horses what’s stopping them from being rlly good at neighing

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jason grace's birthday is in 41 days chat

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literally nobody is safe from valgrace summer

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Cocoa Puffs (Will's Version)

Nico: Will...

Will: Yeah?

Nico: What are those? *points to balls near Will's feet*

Will: Hm? Oh! Those are Cheese Puffs!

Nico: ...What?

Will: Cheese Puffs. Idk either. They just appeared out of no where and started following me.

Nico: What's this one? *points to a Cheese Puff with angel wings*

Will: That is Lee. He reminds me of the times I got to help as a medic. And since Lee taught me what I need to know, I named him Lee.

Nico: I'm gonna take a wild guess and say that this one with small horns is named Michael. *points to spiky Cheese Puff that's circling him*

Will: Yep! Reminds me the times I helped in the field.

Nico: Why's it circling me?

Will: Think he's trying to protect you

Nico: from what?

Will: *shrugs*

Michael Puff: *freezes when a leaf falls in front of him then tries to intimidate it then proceeds to circle Nico again*

Will: And this one *carries a bunny eared cheese puff* This one is Nico Jr.

Nico: ...and what does he do?

Will: Reminds me of you. You know how you have 15 Cocoa Puffs? Well, bow we have 30!

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“it’s not that deep” of course it’s not. with a shallow mind like yours, nothing ever is