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Being into jesters is so weird, like I see that silly little man with his jingly little hat and pointy little shoes and think about how much I need to rail him. Like politically I am opposed to a monarchy, but I need to be a king who regularly fucks his court jester on the throne in front of the whole court

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I need to suck a dick right now. Or take a nap. Sucking dick or naptime. Either is good

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Hello?

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Normally I would consider myself a top, because I find it so much sexier to have a man beneath me writhing around in pleasure while I fuck him.

But. Lately. Physically. I just need to get fucking railed.

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Maladaptive deeply held belief: nobody could ever love me. Im going to die alone

Positive counterthought: maybe someone has an exceptionally rare form of mental illness that would cause them to make the grave mistake of wanting to fuck me

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*shoves half a banana down my throat just to let everyone know i'm a faggot*

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I think it'd be really funny to write a fic where there's this guy, and he's married, and then he fucks this other guy, and it's like "teehee yeah I'm married you're fucking a married man <3" and youd think he's getting off on cheating on his husband or something, but actually the whole time he's fucking this guy he's just talking about how much he loves his husband and how his husband is better in bed and how great his husband is, and the guys like "yeah, you're married and I'm fucking you, and I'm gonna fuck you so much better than your husband does" and the married guy is like "lmao nope I love my husband so much <333" and the guys like "imagine if your husband was here, and he's getting off on how much better I am in bed than him" and the married dude is like "my husband! Getting off <3333 I can't wait to fuck my husband later <333" and then at the end the married guy is like "hey that was great! I think my husband would like you. Do you wanna fuck my husband later?" And the other guys is like "?????Ok????"

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penis

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why the fuck is gerard in the fire emblem porn im reading????

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stroking his ego like im gonna stroke his- *gets shot jfk style*

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normally i would consider myself a top, but for like that past week ive just been needing to get absolutely fucking railed. like use me as a fucktoy please.

no clue whats up with that

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mcr fan with a piss kink. thats just default mcr fan

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looking through the blog of a guy i hate and being mean to him in my head like yeah you would fucking say that. asshole

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list of men who are in the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame who whimper for the strap

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you have two sides

one wants to fuck billie joe armstrong until the whole tri-state area knows your name

the other wants to put him in one of those fucked up hamster tube things

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need homoerotic boy friendship now