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Nick Offerman Answers the Web’s Most Searched Questions –WIRED, 2020

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A snake story, based on an experience I had while I was in Florida.

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The gays in the local scene always call me mr.new york city because i would always come into the bar with a pizza slice in 1 hand an a coney island style hotdog in my other 1 hand & i would squeeze my arms together to hold a largw cocola & hopefully not spill it (yes i used a long straw to drink it..) usually i would go home right when i finish my snack but 1 time i let a drunk twunk bust on me in the bathroom cuz i liked his devil may care attitude.Hes long dead now & i miss him honestly i just wish i learnt his name so i could have 1 last hot dog in his honor before they run out and shit since they going to be replacing them with BugDogs made out of crickets & roaches smashed into a puddy since that seems to be the way sjws are taking this fcking crazy planet,making us eat dogs made of bugs for no reason other then made up bull shit to make us live in fear? Of what?

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check out this salmon i drew in my lecture notes

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to absorb all the stardust and to dissolve into space

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i dont have any "tinnitus" i have an angel who lives in my blood and she likes to sing songs for me. ok

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Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio by Guy Davis

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Is there anything better than the ruined knight aesthetic? To me its the coolest form of visual storytelling, chipped armor, tattered cloth or cape, broken weapon stained with the blood of countless foes, arrows or weapons left sticking in the armor, just the best

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