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she's a maneater

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hey girl is that a giant translucent version of yourself looming ominously behind you

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Preparing to suffer the stigmata, as I do every friday night

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i want to see beast from x men fuck while holding himself n his partner upside down hanging from the ceiling

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why are my lats disproportionately large

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internet wizard search engine how to stop having homoerotic dreams about your friends dot com

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what if we kissed in front of the social worker horse

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“I lay in bed alone. And I longed for him. And he disgusted me.”

— Angela Carter, “The Bloody Chamber” | The Bloody Chamber

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I bet it feels good as fuck to be the guy in a band who says one, two, one two three four

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thinking fondly of this meme I made for a coworker years and years ago

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WHEEL OF SAW TRAPS

Spin the wheel here

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#1 crush. vent doodle

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i bring a sort of "it doesnt matter if youre into porn or not, getting elitist and mad at people for being horny aligns you with the agenda of the alt right" vibe to the conversation that some ppl dont like

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She would NOT fucking shave that

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Riccardo Albiero.

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you must always think about a mentor figure exploiting the power imbalance with their mentee. and you must sexualise it as well. otherwise a gazillion hungry angels are going to hell