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Brain: You’re a horrible, worthless, garbage person, and your life is going nowhere but to hell.

Me: I don’t know what the fuck you expect me to do about that at 11PM, my dude.

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How I feel about Pokemon go

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holiday

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I CAUGHT A GASTLY IN A FUCKING BURGER KING

GOTY

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Pokémon GO is trying to get ppl to go to Jesus to repent for thirsting over Prof. Willow

kinkshamed again

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Almost straight up murdered him

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Me: wants to play Pokemon Go Also me: doesn't wanna "go" anywhere.

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friend: are u a big spoon or a little spoon?

me: im a knife

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– This Was Never Supposed to Happen To You

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Okay so I’m watching my friend’s cats while she’s away and she left me descriptions so I could tell who’s who

They’re pretty accurate 

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/ x /

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It’s not until halfway through the meal that Dean realizes Sam’s been feeding him french fries while he talks, and he’s been leaning forward to take them, distracted by the conversation. He’ll never live this down.

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Dean’s/Jensen’s Chemistry with Inanimate Objects Series: Dean and Alcohol (bottles/glasses - you know what i mean) 4/6 (2.11, 2.20, 4.08, 5.14, 6.06, 9.17)

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omg #22

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“”EXPECTO PATRONUM!” Harry yelled. Nothing happened. Harry gripped his dick tighter and shook it up and down until a thick, whispy white substance protruded from the end of it.”