violahour

[violahour]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[violahour]

reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a fucking break

[violahour]

shout out to my fave under-appreciated unbreakable transgender hero

[violahour]

Did you ever just feel so lucky for knowing someone you met online? Like.. I was one click away from not following you. I was one second away from never even knowing of your existence.I would never have been this happy!!!...

[violahour]

the whole plot of Gideon the Ninth ☝🤓

[violahour]

You hate it when I rest my arm on you

Heavy with rain and service.

But don’t you know?

As god’s callous teardrops soak my shoulder

Nothing will ever stain you.

[violahour]

You can only reblog this today.

[violahour]

Our Japanese class found it funny that in common terminology "food" isn't very distinguished from specifically "rice" until it was pointed out to us that in English "meal" is "loose roughly ground grain"

[violahour]

"Blah! It's me, the alien! I'm gonna getcha! I'm the alien!"

- the alien from Alien (1979)

[violahour]

much respect to araki for living his truth

[violahour]

AU where Indoril Nerevar found out that his wife is planning to kill him so he divorced her right away and by doing that he prevented the foul murder from happening bc there's no more poison candle so Azura will not curse the chimer into dunmer and also Sotha Sil the most handsome elf of all time will not be killed and there is no ALMSIVI bc the ALM is banished now therefore Sheogorath won't send the Baar Dau to Vivec city and The Red Mountain won't erupt bc there's no meteor and bc of that Vvanderfell and Morrowind is not destroyed AND BC MORROWIND IS NOT DESTROYED AVRUSA SARETHI THE NIRNROOT FARMER WILL NOT COME TO SKYRIM HENCE THERE WILL BE NO COLLECT 30 CRIMSON NIRNROOTS QUEST AND THE DRAGONBORN WILL NEVER HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME IN BLACKREACH LOOKING FOR THOSE GODDAMN STUPID PLANTS AND AND AND RALOF IS NOW A DAEDRIC PRINCE AND NAZEEM NAZEEM IS BANISHED TO OBLIVION FOR BEING NAZEEM and Serana married the dragonborn they live happily ever after in Lakeview Manor

[violahour]

[violahour]

Great Mouse Detective version of Dracula happening simultaneously as the events of Dracula, so there’s just five mice in Victorian clothes unnoticed by the human cast desperately trying to kill a bat.

[violahour]

[violahour]

i cannot imagine how fucking annoying it would be to wear a cloak while lizard-walking on the walls

[violahour]

good morning transgenders. Attack