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He made dinner for his roommate besties.
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He storms out of the bedroom; in his underwear after being woken up; by the screaming and crashing sounds. “What the fuck is going on?! I was having a fucking sexy dream about the statue of liberty! You fuckwads woke me up!”
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He’s going to high five solider boy. “You know David sticked his dick in bologna” he’s starting rumors.
Suddenly Chris hears shouting causing him to turn and look at the woman armed with a shotgun. “Hey! Put that down before you blow your hip out of alignment. David can’t hurt bologna anymore.”
Fuck Dave for messing up his DoorDash order.
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Fuck Dave for messing up his DoorDash order.
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This is how friendships are made. “Yeah? Well, one of your window licking siblings might have been selling a sweet ass flamethrower, and I’m here for it.” Coke? He has weed. “Also? I don’t have a micro dick!” Peacemaker points at a random framed picture of a redhead. “She can tell you. I fucked her last.”
Good morning, cum guzzlers.
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A selective MDNI 21+ RP blog of DC’s peacemaker
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“Cum-guzzler? Listen ball sniffer and asshole tickler. I came to this apartment that smells like ass cheese after buying something from someone that lives here.”
Good morning, cum guzzlers.
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