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i would not last a SECOND in the bear. My ocd is too apparent. did I turn off the stove?? Let me go switch it on and off an even number of times in my head to make sure. Did I subconsciously spit in the food without being aware? this will keep me up tonight. I’d be on the street asap

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i wanted to share my thoughts about claire in the bear. people who agree are welcome and if you’re a defender this is my personal opinion but the correct one SHE STRAIGHT UP SUCKSS

Like she was just so senorita awesome?? pick me?? manic pixie dream girl?? the innocent hair tucking made me want to rip my own out. the way she speaks and what she says, along with the whispering. “Can I tell you a secret…no one is counting shoes ☺️😜” like girl if you don’t GET

I admire her level of delusion though. I wish I had enough confidence to force my way into a man’s life after he literally gave me a fake number. he didn’t like her and neither did i. put her in the walk in freezer idc she put herself here

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all I think about during class recently is the ride home from the mental hospital w angus after you snuck out to go w him…4 likes and I’ll expand

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just found out Dominic sessa is going to be in Now You See Me 3 mf is staying BOOKED can he chill I want him to stay niche for a bit longer 💔💔

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on second thought i hesitate to write anything because what if we date someday and i have the fact that i wrote this stuff weighing on my conscience…awk conversation

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toxic trait is I’m fully convinced if Dominic sessa ever met me he’d fall in love with me like I’m being so serious when I say I just know I’m the girl of his dreams

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So we all saw what dom just posted on his story right…Dominic I volunteer to adopt 4 cats if it means you’ll come over

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virginwhorehouse confession i have an entire made up world in my head where i am famous. my storyline is a bit too detailed to be able to call myself sane. i wrote myself into every season of american horror story. im literally dating dominic sessa. i think i need my therapist to stop ghosting me

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last night i was watching the bear with my mom and she whispered “i love you carmy” at the screen. like mother like daughter I suppose

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im going to have to take matters into my own hands if I don’t start seeing a FLOOD of angus tully writings on this app

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idk about you guys but every picture i see of Dominic Sessa has me clawing at the walls of my enclosure

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paul hunham and john keating would’ve gotten along quite nicely

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what did doja cat say about big noses again ???

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Enough is enough, I’m tired of watching a movie and inmediately falling for the funny tortured looking guy with brown eyes, curly hair, who looks like he’s never been loved YES I’M TALKING TO YOU DOMINIC SESSA, when am I going to have a break

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