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Mikuru Asahina is the kind of cute that nobody tries to be anymore. We must correct this immediately.

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I thought fat people were jolly.

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Wife while sleepy and loopy, playing Suika Game: You know, the concept of this game came from the fact that they found all this fruit having sex in the closet, and the fruit was like "If you don't tell anyone about this, we will tell you how to make a game." And then it happened.

*loses in game*

It didn't like that story.

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Everyone thinks they're being so clever and original when they chime into jovial conversations with comments like this.

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Anyone talking about "cultural appropriation", is using the phrase wrong. It's supposed to mean you're trying to change someone else's culture to suit your needs and preferences.

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Somewhere in Texas, this really cool old dude exists.

Maybe there's hope for Texas yet.

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A chip by any other name would still be as chrunch.

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Anyone who says smh in my presence, know that when I read your post, it will be vocally pronounced as "smeh" because that is the correct way to say it, sorry, buddy, I don't make the rules!

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I want a Japanese person to dress me up. Even though it would be inherently difficult due to my extra All-American gurth.

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The planet is doing A.I. wrong. We were supposed to perfect the hardware and endoskeletal structures and bodies first, THEN focus on the A.I.

THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE MEGAMAN TIMELINE

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There is not supposed to be a single person ever who is not okay with having their face smushed into their birthday cake. It is always fun. That's how it works.

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It's foolish to say nothing's bad, but it's infinitely MORE foolish to only focus on everything that's wrong in the world.

And creating conflict for the sake of having conflict? Don't get me started.

Human beings simply aren't meant to do that.

I'm so glad Tumblr is much more calm of an environment.

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i wanna wear that outfit so damn bad.

It’s Azumanga Daioh’s Yukari Tanizaki, sporting a modified version of Samantha Fox’s garbs from her Touch Me music video. Click here for the fulres version

An idea I’ve had at the back of my head for months, and I’ve finally done it, but I’m beginning to regret not actually drawing Sam first. Giving Yukari an 80′s flair gave me full reign to make her hair as poofy as I wanted it.

I’m surprised I taught myself how to get this shimmer effect down, who knew mangled up gradients would be this useful?

Also, I gave the jacket spikes, and made her whole left leg into a Sonic reference. Enjoy the song y’all!

-EDIT- Removed a border I had overlooked while adding the shimmer

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THANK you!

proof that apple’s aesthetics fucking suck can be found in the fact that airpods look like crappy little white sticks and not like turn of the century anime robot girl ears

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