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Everyone warns you agaist going to the supermarket hungry, but nobody tells you about the dangers of going there too full: I do not want any of these things, for I will never require any food at all!
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I think that all construction workers should be given a nylon Prada bag
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Both versions of the border are up!
Free to use with no credit needed 🫡
(My AF: SillySeared)
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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.
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anyone else wish they would get roped into a freaky friday body swap situation just for the hope that the other person will go "oh jesus fuck how do you live like this" and instantly validate your feelings of being Strange and Built Wrong.
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Unfortunately you will talk like a tumblr user for your entire life. Sorry.
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everyone please look at this cat my brother found in the philippines - he's got 2(two) noses!
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A powerful warlock that uses most of his energy to bother one streamer
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I feel like 90% of "ancient curses" are probably adequately explained by the fact that the self-proclaimed adventurers who ostensibly fell victim to them were, as a class, a bunch of dipshits who engaged in frequent international travel in an era before antibiotics and vaccines. Like, the list of novel pathogens these guys were risking exposure to on a regular basis was effectively "all of them". That's gotta leave a mark.
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the whole "lipstick on a pig" thing makes no sense because the second we gave a pig access to makeup she became god's cuntiest soldier

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damn they weren’t lying that mental health medication CAN make the heat even more unbearable
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was going through some of my health records and some doctor put “dresses oddly” next to my psychotic symptoms. hey fuck you too man
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