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One more day until being gay is no longer marketable- how was your pride month, Vladco family?

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*shoots you with the gay gun*

AAAAAAAAAAAUGGHHAHAAHAAHHHH-

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Banned off our page

Happy Pride Month, who's your favorite gay ghost?

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Happy Pride Month, who's your favorite gay ghost?

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Happy pride month

@reanimatedgh0ul mentioned that vlad would do a rainbow capitalism and I couldn’t agree more. He would 100%

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Happy Pride month from Vladco :)

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Bruh, what'd you do to Robin?

Don't worry about it.

I didn't kill him. He went to Wales for a week long vacation, he'll be back next week.

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Oh- well that’s totally not ominous and mildly threatening..

:)

I'm in control now.

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Hello.

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Employees, please stop booping each other- this is a professional work environment.

This is almost as bad as the exploding toilet from last year

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IMPORTANT CLARIFICATION NOTICE.

A few months ago, in a manic fit, our CEO Vlad Masters made some defamatory and untrue statements regarding a Ms. Danielle Fenton.

Our team has investigated the claims of her being, and I quote, "A clone made in a tube", and after our month long private investigation with testing (with Ms. Danielle's consent), we have come to the conclusion that the original statement was false.

On behalf of Vlad Masters, we would like to apologize to Ms. Danielle and her family for any harm that may have been caused by our CEO's unwell mental state. He forgets to take his medication sometimes.

Any attempt to continue the spread of misinformation will result in legal action being taken place. Please do your best to educate those of these recent developments.

Thank you for your time.

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Hey ! Robin my main man. You should play Portal 1 and 2. You'd love them for real.

Ah I'm afraid I'm not much of a "gamer". I mean I play the Pacmans every now and then with the bits and bobs; but that is as far as I tend to go.

Though I know Mr. Masters is one. I recall him mentioning something about a "victory royale", and I just had to smile and nod so he would like me.

You know what? Perhaps I will, actually. I mean anything to get me onto his good side so I can finally take my rightful place as the owner of the company get to know him better!

If there are any other hot video games you think I should play, then I am all ears.

-Robin Wheatley

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I have no idea what that means. Is this a joke I don't get? Can somebody fill me in?

Can our boss please stop making a fool out of himself in public? The office is turning it into a bingo game.

-Robin Wheatley

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Can our boss please stop making a fool out of himself in public? The office is turning it into a bingo game.

-Robin Wheatley

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Thank you, Mark. You are my hero.

If there is anyone more deserving to earn the position of Vladco CEO besides me, it might be you. Then again I rather make you vice president- or Vice CEO- or whatever it's called. Think about it- CEO Robin Wheatley and Co-CEO vice president Mark (from Accounting)! Unless you're happier in accounting, it's whatever floats your boat.

Just- make sure the pictures don't spread too far. You know Mr. Masters would absolutely flip his lid.

Thank you again, Mark.

hey robin did you hear about the new pictures that leaked of mr masters

New photos? Goodness, no- I haven't!

It wasn't one involving his knickers again, was it??

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ugh. fine you killjoy. ive sent the url to "reply all" on the email chain. thats how you block the urls on the internet, right?

To be honest I'm not exactly the most tech savvy one in our department. In fact, I'm not sure why the position was even given to me in the first place.

...

Oh. Oh my.

-Robin Wheatley

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Mark from accounting!! Thank goodness you are here!

I am stressed beyond my years. As a young chap such as yourself, I would much appreciate some guidance! Please!

hey robin did you hear about the new pictures that leaked of mr masters

New photos? Goodness, no- I haven't!

It wasn't one involving his knickers again, was it??