vlance

[vlance]

Hi hi,

I was just wondering if you’re currently doing requests right now,

Thank you

I kinda wanna get back into writing again so sure I have nothing else to do lay it on me

[vlance]

Silly goose drinking an orange juice. What do you think. Do you vibe with silly goose with an orange juice or not.

HELLO?!? I mean sure I guess but WHO ARE YOU

[vlance]

SILLY GOOSE WITH AN ORANGE JUICE WHAT DO WE THINK

WHAT?!?

[vlance]

You’re making me look like an asshole

when I catch you...

You won’t do shit

[vlance]

Okay no more blanket for you

when I catch you...

You won’t do shit

[vlance]

Didn’t you say to weest that you’re mean to me

when I catch you...

You won’t do shit

[vlance]

when I catch you...

You won’t do shit

[vlance]

Instigating is my favorite pastime

we need more vex lore

hmm 🤔 let me think..

[vlance]

Why you take so long you hate my guts (queue hello kitty crying emote)

Uggy I miss youuuuu where are you (queue the hello kitty crying emote)

(queue the sad violins)

LMFAOAOA hai vee~~

[vlance]

Bitttchhhh this made me laugh so hard wtf

please do inform us on what the family tree is :D and also how you came to be one family. i am very curious

Sit down or lay down and relax cause i am gonna tell you the whole entire story, of when i joined goon central up until now.

It was a fun afternoon (February 12 to be exact 🤓) i had family over and we were eating dinner and I got a message from @keervah asking if i wanted to be apart of the discord. when i saw that message my heart started racing 😰but I couldn't open Tumblr in front of my family 😓so I decided to open keers message later on, When i got home i knew i had to answer keer and so i did, I was so surprised they wanted me to join because tbh I've been eyeing them for a while, and I had already talked with keer beforehand on one of my older posts. But i was shocked and from then on Keer sent me the link and I joined.

Guys, i was so shy and nervous at first. My hands were shaking because i hadn't made online friends in over 2 years. But when i joined everyone greeted me warmly, I felt awkward at times since i was new, but as time passed and as I joined their banters i grew more comfortable and finally showed my true and crazy self. @jade-jini was the other person who wanted me to join alongside with keer and without the two of them requesting for me to join I would have never met anyone in Goon Central🥹.

As time past and our banter in the group chat grew i took note of everyone how they act, how they typed, and what their humor is like. (which thank godddd is similar to mine). I would always asked them questions about my nails and what I should do next and sent a hand reveal in the GC (lol) which from what I remembered, I had a couple of people going crazy over my hand 😅. That is where @kittyl1z came to be and simped over my hands (sorry for outing you Sienna) Sienna became a simp and had Jade gatekeep me from her. (Jade is a MAJOR gatekeeper yalls) She gatekept Sienna and i from eachother as Sienna kept trying to flirt her way to me.

Then out pops @lilacura, Lila and I bonded over nails and she helped me decide what to do ( white French tips 😎). Lila and I bonded so hard (??? why does this sound weird) that we took it to DMS and started talking nonsense. Then literally the next day we all decided to do a face reveal on the server. things went kindaaaaa crazy in there during that time. Soon enough i had two girls (Lila and Sienna) (Jade was still gatekeeping) fighting over me😰 and omg let me tell you I was so confused as to what was happening but of course, i went along with it ( for the plot) there were many banters between Lila and sienna.

Which eventually created a love triangle, mainlyyy since I was chatting up both of them 😗 at the same time (I know very messy of me). There were many banters, name calling, disapointment, and heart break through out this whole love triangle, but then Lila and i got married one random afternoon. How that lead up was that i teased that we should get married and she was like we're already married but i had no ring on my finger 🤨 so i was like wheres the ring????🤨then she proposed, then boom married. While sienna was being so sweet talking with me and all i did was break her heart 😔 (So sorry sienna).

Then news broke out through out goon central, then jade became Lila and I's daughter and since jade and Keer were twins 👯we had two daughters!! while trying to adopt keer and jade it TURNS OUTTTTT THEY WERE ALREADY TAKEN BY SOL @myouicieloz AND V @vlance (LIKE WTF) BUT IT ALSO TURNS OUT I BIRTH JADE(???) AND LILA BIRTH KEER (???) AND SOL IS MY SISTER! SINCE SOL IS MARRIED TO VLANCE THEY BOTH ADOPTED KEER AND JADE WAYYYYYY BFORE LILA AND I JOINED THE SERVER, THEN ONCE WE JOINED THE SERVER JADE WAS LIKE "MINE 👹" TO LILA AND I.

But we agreed to be her and keers birth parents 🤗 so, to sum up Lila and I are coparenting with Sol and Vlance 😇 Then jade is dating Kaye @wintersera and they have like 5 kids AND JADE WANTS MOREEEEEEE LIKE GIRL STOP BEFORE I NEUTER YOU!!!!🤨🤨 but everyday is an adventure and filled with love (lol) we banter and Im still as close as ever with sienna ( She still filrts with me till this day even tho she told me not to tell lila) 😊 ( im laughing writing this part 💀) Everything is great fun and fresh 😝 i have the LOML and kids and we also welcomed a new member, Lila and I's baby boy Bartholomew aka bart that mews aka bart, welcome him to the fam!

Isn’t he precious 😊🥰🥰🥰

Jade and keer hates him 😪

but yes that practically what happened and the general family tree ( i still have no idea what this family tree is ) I gave you guys information yet no information at all since i kinda dont remember sorry its a mess like my brain atm but just know there was a lot of random banters throughout the server lol but it got us here today I hope you guys enjoyed this random story and not a ff LMFAOOOOO.

[vlance]

IM COOKING VLANCE IS MAKING A COMEBACK

[vlance]

CAN YALL NOT REPLY ON THIS ANYMORE IM GETTING SO MANY NOTIFICATIONS

hii vv ^^

Hi sweetheart :)

[vlance]

What Is going on

hii vv ^^

Hi sweetheart :)

[vlance]

I didn’t see this till now

hii vv ^^

Hi sweetheart :)

[vlance]

hii vv ^^

Hi sweetheart :)

[vlance]

JSIXJDX HAHAHAHHA AHAHHA XIXJDXBX. IDBHAHAHAHHA AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA AHAHA ha...... ...... . . . .... :))

Yes

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Hi ghostie

[vlance]

YUPPPP THATS US TWO GAY LOSERS

What’s a better loser duo than @vlance and @jade-jini ?