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Sometimes the technology conspires against me to make me sound crazy in my text messages.

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happy pride month. when i was in elementary school i was in orchestra and had to practice the viola every night but i never remembered to. had an anxiety disorder so it felt like it was genuinely the end of the world everytime i came into class without practicing the viola. huge point of contention in my house. one night i was sobbing about it like full on meltdown about this viola and my mom came into my room super worried. she said “i wont leave until you tell me what’s wrong” and i knew she would be livid if i told her i hadn’t practiced so instead i said “im gay”.
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thinking about that time my mom ordered a bottle of vitamins online and they arrived with the tamper seal broken and she was going to just take them anyway and in desperation i had to bust out the “you know they never solved the chicago tylenol murders” to get her to mail them back
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got a text from my old boss that she got new kittens, which didn’t surprise me bc she’s infamous for having like 10+ cats at a time and is constantly taking in strays from neighboring farms. average thursday for her right. but then i go to actually open the image she sent and

unique markings indeed!
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yo bro is it safe down there in the woods? yeah man it’s cool by Tomislav Jagnjic
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may i have black and white fish? please!
*hands you a cutie patootie*

You get a Blue Catfish
Ictalurus furcatus
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i love my this. the charactr
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charac te r. ... ... . .... #FUUUUCK. THE CHARACTER.
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DOES ANYBODY EVER THINK ABOUT .THE CHARACTER
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[1.5k word essay about the character] #but like idk maybe im wrong
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character i love youso badly.
^dash when someone is possessed by The Character core (this post is positive)
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“LIGHT AGAIN!" by Lil Nas X
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whatever your thoughts on idubbbz it's very funny that he objectively got way hotter after he stopped being racist, and yet i still see right wing chuds saying he looks worse now. my brother in christ 2017 idubbbz looked like a 16 year old who's never seen sunlight and now he looks like a gay pornstar what is not clicking
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