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Happy valentines day guys 😁😁 most of you guys know what scene is this art from. Cuz you asked for it countless times. Honestly I hated this scene.😅 Especially her sitting and acting like a sex slave. Hope you guys will like the art.  And ofc refs were used on this one. 😅😁 

characters belong to @sjmaas

GAH! Just realized that I forgot to draw Feyres ears pointed 😬😬😬 damn i need to do something about my shitty memory 😂

forgot to draw her tattoo too! witf, guys i need help :D

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i have this very sad hope that alina and nikolai get together in king of scars

its 101% not gonna happen, but i wish

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When I explain cultural misappropriation to children, I use the example of The Nightmare Before Christmas.  

It’s effective because especially for children, who don’t have enough historical context to understand much of the concept, you can still fully grasp the idea.  

There was nothing wrong with Jack seeing the beauty and differences in Christmas town, it’s when he tried to take what is unique about Christmas town away from those it originally belonged to without understanding the full context of Christmas things is when everything went wrong.

When Jack tries to get the folk of Halloween town to make Christmas gifts for children, etc., children understand that the Halloween town folk do not have the full context for the objects they are making, and they are able to see that the direct repercussions and consequences are very harmful.

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click for a little ghost friend, ft. my favourite joke as a kid

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“Let me. It isn’t real. Let me.”

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LISTEN. LISTEN. Just…

Helga/Salazar. Like. LISTEN. 

10th century. Hogwarts being founded. Only it’s the MIDDLE AGES, and the houses aren’t about ‘traits’ because people are born into their places, right? Like Feudal shit and all. And what do we know about Salazar? He’s the one who made the Sorting Hat, and also supposedly had a big argument with Godric that led to Salazar leaving, and making this awful chamber and being a Muggle hater and a blood purist but WHY? It’s before the statute of secrecy and did he really just want to kill a shit load of people? (Because if he was EVIL evil, then I can’t ship him with anyone, but if he WASN’T? What if he WASN’T? And history is just….not quite right? A thousand years is a long time for things to get fuzzy and distorted.) 

And what if the houses are really about CLASS and SITUATION, like…. Gryffindor = knights. Ravenclaw = clergy. Slytherin = aristocrats. and Hufflepuff = serfs/commoners.

WHAT IF?

And like, Godric is always running off and fighting fucking dragons and booming with laughter and taking nothing serious ever and Rowena is up in her fucking tower all the time, and it’s Helga and Salazar who are stuck with the day to day running of the place, and courses are designed by class.

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The Craft (1996)

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It’s a breezy summer day and the rustling from the leaves outside sound like whispers from my small apartment. I’m sitting in front of my laptop, silently studying the 1.6 billion faces speaking simultaneously in front of me. It’s Monday, the day of the weekly conference call between all Muslims. We have been required to attend this Skype meeting from the the tender age of fetus, but I had never spoken in one of them before. 

That changes today. 

“Hey guys, what if…” I start to say. 

Nobody hears me, but I refuse to be silent. How could I show my face again on Tumblr if I couldn’t even save my mayonnaise friends from death? How could I expect to earn their respect? Anon was right; why hadn’t I done this before? Thousands of lives had paid the price for my ignorance, but not anymore.

“What if you guys….. stopped killing people.“ 

Suddenly, silence. 

1,643,398,023 pairs of eyes are on me. My heart is in my throat as the ISIS leader gives me a blank expression. 

A single tear rolls down my cheek. "Please.” I say with a broken voice. 

He is moved. 

“Aight”.

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Summoning a demon just for a cuddle session is valid

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“The Darkling slumped back in his chair. “Fine,” he said with a weary shrug. “Make me your villain.” ― Leigh Bardugo, Shadow and Bone

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Ok, bear with me for a second here: Rina and I had one of our sexy mom talks and I just had to drop this one into your inbox: Pirate Lucien!

Ok tumblr is a sack of balls and i am goin to have to answer this w/ bullet points and a sane format

Mothers, ur sexy talks have reached new heights with this hc

Firstly Lucien with an eye patch is just…he l p m e lawdddd

Imagine Lucien leaving the shitty aristocratic life of his fam to join the seven seas

Like a total bandit, much Vanserra family disGRACE

But he is desperate to explore and find adventure and he DOES cos firstly he joins the ship of Spring and like climbs to be Captain Tam Tam’s second

He kinda falls in love with the girl taken hostage for stealing some of Tam tam’s bounty aka the one and only feyruuuuh

Bang,,, pow: pirate battle entre the Thieves of Night and those of the Spring and tah dahhhh lucien and feyruh are taken hostage by the evil dark over lord of the seven seas Captain Rhysand

this is now a feyrhycien pirate au

In this essay I will-

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I’m reading the Cruel Prince

I’m tired of not understanding all the memes, so I buckled down and bought it… I actually like it A LOT so far… but Cardan seems like a dick idk how this is gonna be a ship, I much prefer Locke rn

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Breather - Part 2 (Jurdan Fanfic)

Fanfic Masterlist

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“What is this?” Jude asked, frozen in shock.

Cardan shot her a bemused look. “The surprise you have tried to ruin so very hard.”

Jude inhaled deeply and slid off the horse, charging at him in outrage. “Cardan, I have things to do! Running a kingdom, among other things. Your kingdom, if I may remind you. I don’t have time for a damn picnic!”

Cardan pouted and continued walking, leading the steed down to the water’s edge, so it could quench its thirst. Jude followed, hot on his heels. And then he started taking off his clothes.

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The Lucky Ones (ACOTAR Hollywood AU) - MASTERLIST

Summary: The film industry is not an easy place to be. Seeing her name in lights is Feyre Archeron’s dream, but can she handle the pressure?

PROLOGUE

There’s no turning back now, she thought as she picked up her bag and walked out her front door. 

PART 1

Then Rhys walked over to where Lucien and Mor stood, leaving Feyre alone once again.

PART 2

She faced away from him when she climbed into the queen-sized bed, hoping she wouldn’t wake up with his arm thrown over her.

PART 3

With not one last glance at Rhysand or anyone else, the pair slipped off of the movie set and into the broad daylight.

PART 4

And for once, even if only for a second, Feyre believed in herself too.

PART 5

It was only 7pm, and the rest of their friends would be home for dinner soon, but Rhys had fallen asleep on the couch half an hour ago.

PART 6

Cassian didn’t follow her this time, his fingers were still curled as if her hand was still there as he watched her go.

PART 7

Though despite her worries about Tamlin, Feyre hadn’t had this much fun in a long time.

PART 8

That’s what today had been. Merely a daydream. One she would likely risk having again.

PART 9

Rhysand had it so bad for Feyre Archeron. From the way Lucien looked her up and down, multiple times, he knew the redhead felt the same.

PART 10

“Rhys, you can’t just throw your career away for me,” Feyre protested as she chased after him, Lucien on her tail.

PART 11

“No,” Lucien said firmly. “It is not, and never will be your fault.” He leaned over and looked at her questioningly. He placed a gentle kiss on her lips when she nodded. A reassuring kiss.

PART 12

“I am not going to have you embarrass yourself,” Lucien insisted. He lowered his voice. “I know you don’t want to be here, love. We can just go home.” He reached up to cup her cheek, his thumb brushing across it.

PART 13

Lucien hadn’t noticed that he was crying until a tear fell onto the glass. He quickly wiped his eyes, but the back door opened before he put down the picture frame. Lucien’s head snapped up and there he was.

PART 14

Breakfast did not last very long. Clotho had excused herself on some errands for the next few hours once Feyre and Rhysand had sat down at the table. Rhys barely got to eat anything seeing as Feyre was practically in his lap after ten minutes.

EPILOGUE

“You two are making out, aren’t you?” Feyre grumbled. Rhys knew she rolled her eyes when they pulled away with a quick, simultaneous yes before continuing. “I’m trying to relax, and I can’t very well do that with you two imbeciles smooching right above me.”

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fandom fitspo wallpapers :))

pastel is my aesthetic right now— i change wallpapers a lot and so ill be sharing different styles eventually.

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under the light of the moon (a fic compilation)

The time has come for me to get off my lazy ass and contribute to the fandom. Here are some snippets of some feysand fics that are I’m currently working on but lets be real here I’m going to abandon them to write feyrhycien. 

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Prompt: Enemies to Lovers // “Do you ever get tired of listening to yourself?”

The pen in her hand made a weary creaking sound as he smirked in her direction. Her mind flashed to what it would take to wipe that look away—the spectrum ranging from a stiletto to the face or to kiss him silly. Of course, the only acceptable answer would be the former. Since she wasn’t currently wearing her ammunition of choice, it would only be best to lull him into a false sense of security.

She bared her teeth like a wolf.

His answering bark of laughter was both expected and a damper on her fear factor.

“Can you two stop flirting from across the room?” Cass groaned from beside her, pulling his lips into a grimace. “You guys already do your dirty talk foreplay shit whenever my poor ears are around and you wanna add some eye fucking too?”

Blue-gray eyes left one stupid face for another.

“Do you know how loud and annoying and deluded you are?” Feyre raised her eyebrows.

Cassian shrugged, “Your sister reminds me all the time.”

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Prompt: One day in class you decide to scream something in your head to catch mind readers. As you do, you see your crush flinch.

“You’re being dumber than usual, Cass.”

He shot Feyre a dirty look, “You say that now, but you’ll be begging me to help shield your ignorant mind when you realize that there are actual real life mind readers.”

The unimpressed set of her face prompted him to whack her with a folder.

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Prompt: “Look, I’m glad you have a really healthy sex life but can you please not pierce a hole through my wall”

Feyrhycien fic coming s o o n. 

// also if you want please send me some prompts too!! or just drop a message so we can fangirl together!

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AU MASTER LIST

So here is a bunch of AU’s that I’ve collected over…. a long time. Enjoy

Awkward Meetings

I broke your nose in a mosh pit, sorry

I hit you with my car and was the only one to visit you in the hospital, this is sort of awkward, are you okay?

You’re getting chased by the police and you just jumped in my car and yelled drive, wtf man

You just punched me in the face while gesturing wildly to a friend, your friend can’t stop laughing and im too shocked to respond to your apologies

You laughed in a restaurant, but your laugh is really weird and I thought you were choking so I’m awkwardly humping you while attempting to perform the Heimlich manoeuvre and why isn’t this working, you’re just choking harder now this is aweful

We met on a Sunday morning, both doing our walk of shame

I get really sick on roller-coasters and you are sitting in front of me, im so sorry

You’re the bastard who keeps parking in front of my house and you just caught me drawing a dick on your window with a permanent marker… ugh, oops.

I work at a department store and if you take out and unfold another fucking shirt and just leave it, I’m going to fucking shove it down your throat

You broke into my apartment drunk thinking it was your friends place and I should call the cops by my cat likes you so????

You’re my new dealer and you just friended me on Facebook and idk how to react to that

You saw me reading the same book you are and now we are arguing about the motives of the antagonist

This is a five-hour-long plane ride, we’re sitting together and  you’re deathly afraid of flying. 

I got into a cab to find someone already inside

You thought I was your friend/sister

Holy shit, im in the wrong car.

I was walking by a roller coaster and your shoe flew off and hit me in the head and now I’m on the floor trying not to fall unconscious.

It’s 2am and I’m drunk and I need some salt for my fries and I know your awake so OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR

You fell asleep on me in the subway and I should probably wake you up and its my stop next stop but it’s okay, I can always just catch the subway back…

I know nothing about camping and all my friends left me at the site. Please, help me, I think I just heard a bear

This has been a shitty week and you just grabbed the last box of my favourite comfort food from the shelf, do you really want to fight me rn?

We met in a movie theatre and now you’re clinging to me because your terrified and I’m okay with that because it means I get your popcorn.

You had a party and I got really drunk and stole your microwave, so now I’m at your place and your super hungover so here, I made breakfast?

Neighbour/Roomate

The guy living below me has a really loud alarm clock that always wakes me up at the crack of dawn

I went to investigate a scream and found my neighbour standing on a chair to avoid a rat/mouse/cricket (etc.)

My neighbour has a really squeaky bed and my bedroom is below theirs

You keep stealing my doormat and HAH, I’ve got you this time thief!

The apartment above me has left their tap on or something and water is leaking through my ceiling

My neighbour’s sibling got the wrong house number and barged into my apartment on accident.

My roommate keeps stealing my coffee so now I make extra 

You’re my new neighbour and wow man, you have some really weird habits.

You’re my neighbour and you are stealing my wifi to watch porn and can you not?

You locked yourself outside of your apartment and there’s a storm rolling in and I pity you so please come into my apartment I’ll make you hot chocolate?

I heard you singing at 3 am and joined in and now you’re at my door and wtf mate I think your drunk but your voice is really nice so?

I just set the fire alarm in our building off again… sorry. I know its like the fourth time this week…

You keep mowing your lawn when I’m trying to sleep and seriously FUCK YOU

My new neighbour is really hot and wow I didn’t even like women until now? And now she is in the garden planting flowers in her bikini wow… im in too deep

It’s 3 am and you’re blasting off classic rock at full volume and your music taste might be awesome but soME PEOPLE are trying to sLEEP

We’ve never met but we shower at the same time and our showers are on opposite sides of the same apartment wall so sometimes we start duets?

Pets

I’m out walking and my dog started chasing your dog. 

My cat/dog ran away and you just found it but refuse to accept the reward. 

We are neighbours and your cat got my cat pregnant… so, wanna raise this little kitty family?

My pet tarantula/snake (etc) escaped and I forgot to warn the guy below me who is terrified of snakes/spiders

I need you to pet sit my pet for a while and I forgot to mention it’s a snake, the mice are in the freezer. Thanks, bye

My cat really hates you cat and that’s the third time this week I’ve had to pry them apart.

My cat keeps breaking into your apartment and it ate all your plants… dinner to make up for it?

My cat sneaked out on the balcony and into your open window and he has this habit of destroying furniture and pissing everywhere so I followed him inside and you cam home earlier than I expected and found me in the middle of your living room and honestly I’m not a burglar

Your dog likes me a thousand times better than she likes your partner and sorry not sorry I love this dog

You were walking your dog when you found me passed out on a park bench and thank you for waking me up and buying coffee instead of stealing my wallet

Music

I’m on a bus and wow, you’re singing really loudly and everyone is giving you weird looks, hey bud, tone it down, also great choice in music

You play Double Bass/Cello and I play 1st chair Violin and we keep making eye contact and damn your super cute.

You play in an orchestra and I love these songs so much, plus you’re really cute. Shit man, you’ll never notice me in the huge crowd…

Music is kinda illegal and my friend just died and apparently he wrote music and wow I want to know what it sounds like and to play it at his funeral but I don’t know how to. You’re a well-known music dealer, do you happen to understand these notes? Can you help me?

I tried to act cool at this concert and I thought I was leaning on a wall but apparently it was a speaker and now it’s on the ground in pieces and everyone’s glaring at me… sorry?

Supernatural

I’m a wizard and I just accidently apparated into your house. Oops.

I died over 2000 years ago and you’ve been dead for like 2 hours, man, damn it now I have to explain this shit to you. Great.

I’m immortal and you’re mortal and I don’t know how to explain this to you and soon enough you’re going to realise that I’m not aging… shiiittt

You’re a greek god and I’m the roman counterpart. 

I’m a ghost and your alive and I think I’m in love with you…. Fuck. 

You’re a faun and I’m a Satry

I’m half demon and people often judge me based on my looks, but your blind and wow you actually like me? 

I’m a time traveller and I went back in time and wow I think I’m in love with you, fuck this isn’t good, I just faked being George Washington… wait what? George Washington doesn’t exist here? Shit… I actually am George Washington.

I’m a writer and your my character and wtf how the heck did you just literally climb out of my first draft? 

I’m a werewolf but I don’t want to tell you because my wolf form might be that really small chihuahua you keep mentioning you see when I go out…

I’m an android and you’re a human and wow what is that warmth I feel when I see you?

I’m a homesick telepath and you’re the poor soul who is receiving all these emotions, sorry

Somehow I’m in your body and you’re in mine and shit man being this close to the ground is fucked up.

I’m a genie an d you rubbed my lamp so congrats you get three wishes but you can’t seem to think of shit and why the fuck do I have to be stuck with you? Hurry up and think of some wishes okay?

I was an awful angel and as punishment I have to be your guardian angel and wow your super cute and nice but I still hate you

You keep having strange dreams that turn out to be us in a past life and you’re determined to fine me again but in this life I’m already dead.

We live in the year 3090, you’re a scientist and I’m your assistant. Unfortunately and experiment goes wrong and I die. Now you’re trying to put my brain into a robot but its not the same

I’m a vampire and I have a moment of weakness, you’re nearby and lets just say it doesn’t end well

I’m a dragon and you’re a really hot prince, that’s right, they locked up the wrong royalty.

You’re a pirate and I’m a siren and woah… are you asexual? That’s so cool, hey wait, don’t go I just want to talk

Your mirror is a doorway into my dimension and I can see everything…. 

Listen I am genetically modified and you WILL let me hide in your house

Ok, so I panicked and kissed this human so he wouldn’t drown. And I know you don’t want me to keep him, and we can’t let him leave if he knows about us mere people so what do you want to do?

School/College

I just got partnered with you in dance class and I can’t dance for shit

You’re my science lab partner and how the fuck did you just explode that beaker?

I’m an art student and you just found my sketchbook and you’re going through it. Shit man can you give that back, I don’t care how good you think they are just don’t turn that page…

You’re the school dork and I’m the school jock and fuck you can see where this is going

We are the only two kids who ride this school bus, maybe we should carpool?

I thought you were my roomies new boyfriend so I invited you in but your actually the RA of the dorm and now you think I want to have sex with you

I accidently flooded the laundry room and you really need to do laundry

You’re sitting in my seat in this lecture and who even are you? I’ve never seen you before… wait what, stop checking me out!

We argued so much during a class discussion that we both got kicked out and we’re still arguing outside the class

You left your USB in the library computer and I had to go through your files to figure out who you are and in the end I read the entirety of this book you’re working on and wow you’re really good?

I’m a traditional painter who has to take a basic Photoshop class, you’re a graphic design major sitting next to me and getting sucked into helping me out because Im so shitty at this

My pottery bowl exploded in the kiln and I feel like a failure, you found me crying about it in the hallway and are now trying to comfort me and your sweater is really soft wow sorry

You and your friends have been playing the penis game in the library for the last five minutes and none of you have gotten above a quiet yell and fuck it I’m trying to study over her so fuck you I’m going to put an end to this game by winning 

We are both teachers and at the end of the year we compare how many gifts we’ve received from student and you’ve won for the past three years

Romeo and Juliet of the math and English departments 

I want to get along with you roomie… but I like star wars… and you like star trek… this isn’t going to work.

I usually talk to my friends through morse code in class but… apparently you know morse too… and now you know I think your butt is cute

I got cursed and turned into an animal and taken to the shelter and now I’m being adopted by someone who is really hot OH FUCKING NO

Near Death Experiences

Wow I was just in a fatal accident and who the hell are you? What is this I’m I dying? Wait no, I don’t want this, how do I get out of it? A deal you say, I’ll take it.

You’re an executioner and I’m about to be executed but you can’t seem to run the guillotine, wait what, why are we running away, man you’re my favourite executioner

Our plane/boat crashed and now it’s just us on this island. 

I just took a super dangerous job and your trying to talk me out of it, but we really need the money

It’s the middle of a war and I’m on a ship that you’re ship just torpedoed. Now I’m a prisoner and wow why can’t I feel my legs. I’m not cooperating until I can feel them again. What the fuck do you mean I’m paralysed?

I’m addicted to ____ (drugs/alcohol etc) and you found me in an alleyway due to after effects of my addiction (beat up, overdose etc) and decide to take me in.

I sold my soul to bring you back to life and I don’t have long left please make this time count

Mistaken and Secret Identities

I’m  a thief/hacker/murder and you’ve found out my identity and have been bugging me for days to take you on as your partner

I’m a superhero and you want to be like me but in doing so become a supervillain, what do you mean you don’t understand why I’m punching you?

I’m a superhero, you’re a supervillain, but we don’t know each other’s identities and we are actually best friends

I’m runaway royalty and you’re a commoner, fuck I’m so screwed I need your help, I’ll explain later

You think I’m a celebrity and you’re talking too much for me to explain I am defintely not… that dude. What was his name again?

You’re a superhero and I’m your best friend and what the fuck man? Why the hell didn’t you tell me? If you had maybe I would be fucking caught with this stupid ass monologue-ing villain

I have a very cute neighbour and very thin walls and one day I call you and err… your moans are very synchronised with my neighbour's…

I’m a superhero and you’re a supervillain and I saw you visiting kids at the children’s hospital and letting them act like they defeated you and now it’s really hard to punch you in the face

Profession Based

Your my mailman and I can’t help but notice that you linger at my door slightly longer than you need to ever since you saw me that one time. Do you want to come inside?

I’m a private detective and your my client and fuck man you’re in some deep shit

You’re a protester and I’m a police officer. Seriously can you please calm down a little bit, this is my job not my  beliefs.

I’m a make-up artist/hair stylist and I you’re an actor/model and are you flirting or???

You’re a celebrity and sorry mate, I have to take pictures to pay rent, I know its invasive seriously, sorry

You’re a store clerk and fuck, is that my ex? Can I please hide behind this counter?

You’re a lifeguard at my kid’s swimming competition and I fell in the pool with all my clothes on and you awkwardly tried to save me even though I didn’t need it.

You work at a pet store and I came in to look at tarantulas but somehow we lost the biggest one and its loose somewhere in the store and it really doesn’t help that you’re terrified of spiders

I’m a firefighter and you started a fire in your kitchen but you’re still flirting with me even though you’re not wearing pants and I’m carrying you down a ladder. Stop complimenting my muscles for fucks sake

We work at the same company and I kind of had a crush on you until I noticed that you’re the asshole stealing my lunch from the office fridge.

I’m a firefighter and you live near the station I work at and we talk/flirt with each other a lot. One day me and my team get called to put out a fire and it’s your home ablaze. You don’t make it.

I work at a fruit store and you come in almost every day and rearrange stuff on the shelves and then leave. Today you made the apples spell ‘call me’

It’s 2am and I was just trying to get home but I left my sunroof open all day and now there’s a squirrel in my car and it scared me and I drove into a pole - stop laughing! You’re a cop, aren’t you supposed to be helping?

You’re drunk and want my name tattooed on your ass.

You always bring your dates to the restaurant I wait at and now you’re here alone… you okay mate?

Winter Times

It’s snowing and I usually walk to work but that’s not happening, hey roomie, can you please drive me? Yes I know its 4am

I accidently gave all my winter clothes to charity over the summer and not its not so much summer, but I’m broke and hey… could you give me your old winter clothes… maybe?

I love the cold, but I promised to visit you for a good 4 months and wow, why did I do this? There isn’t snow here?

I don’t know you, but you just threw a snowball at my face, mate, its on.

I don’t know who the hell you are, but my roommate has someone over and It’s really cold outside…. Can I come in? Or like, have a blanket, or even a towel?

Old Friends

I knew you in high school and I ran into you at a renaissance fair wearing full knight regalia

I met you once when I was 12, we started a pen-pal relationship across the world and haven’t stopped even though we are a lot older now. 

You were my best friend when we were younger but your family moved to the other side of the world, and we haven’t talked in years. But now your back and wow how did you recognise me when I can’t even remember your name?

Fake Dating

I hired you to be my date for a wedding but your super cute, maybe we cannot fake-date? 

I’m fake dating you to have someone to vent to on family gatherings while also pissing off my conservative uncle that I never liked and wow… have your eyes always been this nice?

We’re both cosplayers and we somehow always manage to meet each other at cons dressed as a popular ship and people always want photos of us in compromising positions and so we always end up fake-dating the entire day but you’re actually really hot and I’m head over heels for you

My friend dragged me to this party and I just saw my ex, quick make out with me, I’ll pay you.

Miscellaneous

I’m blind and wow your voice is absolutely beautiful can you just keep talking? Forever? Please?

My younger sibling is besties with your sibling and even though we hate each other I guess we’ve got to start hanging out a little

We are both at a grocery store at am and you offered to arm wrestle me for the last box of cereal, its on!

You’re sleeping on my best friend’s couch while your house is being renovated and you have really weird habits like attempting to sing opera in the shower and you keep eating all my Nutigrain 

We bump into each other every Friday at the supermarket to buy the same ice-cream and maybe we should eat it together?

Our parents are dating and thank god I’m not the only one pissed off about this

I went to museum to get some inspiration and then I saw you staring at one of the paintings in awe and wow you just noticed me drawing you and this is awkward

I decide to take a shortcut home that involves crawling through a really tight hole in a fence and I end up getting stuck and you just happened to pass by and now you’re laughing at me

I took a bunch of free condoms from health services just because I could and they all fell out of my bag at once and now you’re staring at me weirdly

We are trapped in a bank during a robbery

Your country is trying to take over mine and I might be a little attracted to you and stop this it’s really hard to retaliate okay?

I was on my balcony and you started loudly quoting romeo and juliet at me