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Sarah: Do you guys think lava would taste spicy?
Zakaria: Please don't eat lava
Dick: Actually, since it's made of molten rock, it'd probably taste very bland and dusty
Sarah: Thank you so much, you understand me like no one else
Zakaria, sighs: Why do I even bother?
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Enchantress: How many children do you have?
Batman: Biologically, legally, or emotionally? Because there is a difference.
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All fanfiction authors have praise kinks in the form of comments and likes
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Sarah Crawford from Slipping Through My Fingers ( act iii ) by Daniella
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CURSED CHILDREN SERIES TEXTPOSTS
Mystic Falls Gang Edition
Featuring, in order: Dinah Barnes, Elena Gilbert, Stefan Salvatore, Caroline Forbes, Jeremy Gilbert, Bonnie Bennett, Damon Salvatore
The Cursed Children Series by Liz and @void-daniella: Oblivion (wattpad, ao3), Aurora (wattpad, ao3)
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CURSED CHILDREN SERIES TEXTPOSTS
Featuring, in order: Dinah Barnes, Stefan Salvatore, Selena Barnes, Stiles Stilinski, Scott McCall, Damon Salvatore
The Cursed Children Series by Liz and @void-daniella: Oblivion (wattpad, ao3), Aurora (wattpad, ao3)
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THE TORTURED GILBERT DEPARTMENT ( lenore's version )
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Zakaria: Why are your tongues purple?
Wally: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Sarah: I had a red one.
Zakaria: Oh
Zakaria:
Zakaria: OH
Conner:
Conner: You drank each other's slushies?
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Klaus: You cannot avoid me for long! You are just an ordinary human... but I am Klaus Mikaelson! The Original Hybrid!
Evelyn: Well, then here's an interesting lesson for you... never underestimate an ordinary human!
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Yue: What do we do when something goes wrong?
Sarah: We try to fix it before Zakaria sees!
Yue: And when that doesn't work?
Sarah: We blame Dick and Wally!
Yue: Perfect!
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Dinah: Do you think [the Hamburglar] ever got solitary?
Stiles: Yeah but I always saw him as a funny little man.
Dinah: He's a fucking criminal, Stiles.
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Dinah: It’s a bit- I didn’t mean it.
Stiles: I’m dumber than her.
Dinah: I meant it.
Stiles: You son of a bitch.
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Dinah: Any demons here? Any demons out tonight? Any horny boys?
Stiles: Horny boys?
Dinah: What? They have horns
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Tristan: It's like my only talent is breathing
Tyler: Don't be ridiculous
Tyler: You have asthma
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Juliette: I think I'm in love with Anthony.
Eloise: Wait, Anthony, as in my brother?
Juliette: Yes, that Anthony. Thoughts?
Eloise: And prayers.
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Beck: Is something burning?
Wally: Just my love for you.
Beck: Wally, the toaster is on fire!
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