I have no pronouns, do not refer to me Tired 24/7, Social anxiety up the wazoo (do people say that?), never enough sleep, animals are better than humans, and mozzarella sticks were a gift from the gods
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Rob Pointon "Vertical Road"
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Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you
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imagine a goat with a hat
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what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat
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i love the 😌 and 😔 emojis so much because they convey such specific emotions, but also those emotions are absolutely not "relieved" and "pensive"
#ive never used the first one#but to me the second one is like#resigned disappointment?#like you knew this would happen and yet you somehow still feel let down?#that's how i use it anyhow
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What do you call the stuff that accumulate in the corners of your eyes while you sleep?
Morning dust
Grandma's tears
Goblin tears
Night salt
Eye goobers
Soundlies
Nighties
Dreamies
Mouse droppings
Something else (please share)
I know this concept but have no word for it
I'm not familiar with this concept
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My Fav Spider-Man Panels
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i just beefed with someone online and I got tired of it so I said "I ate some really good blueberries today" and they replied "I had a fire ass peach today". world peace
#ive never done this online#but two people near me regularly get into loud ass arguments#and around the 3 minute mark i interrupt loudly to ask what they wanna eat#or to see this funny video i found#usually does the trick
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fuck everything. whats the media people ASSUME youre into. what are people surprised that you havent watched/played/whatever
#in general because i live under a rock there's a lot of popular media i havent seen#i love scifi#all i snow about star treck and wars is pop culture osmosis#fantasy and dragons are fun#the only tlotr thing ive consumed is when i was forced to read the hobbit for class#tho i think ill specifically point out hazbin hotel#and helluva boss#i dislike the srtstyle#everything ive unwilling learned about the characters makes me hate them#and the fandom seems intolerable#my friend who loves it has spent years trying to get me to watch#they say ill love it cuz i like dark stuff and what not#best of luck to them
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You're about to close on your very own, suspiciously affordable and comfortable house. Just before you sign the contract, the realtor shows you the required legal disclosure: your new house is haunted by the type of presence you'll get from this spinner wheel.
Of course it is.
#an out of sync mirror#thats fine i hate looking at my reflection anyway#ill just get rid of all mirrored surfaces in the house
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i have another bomb to throw, girls who hated pink and femininity in childhood were not experiencing internalized misogyny; it was a rejection of the conditioning pushed on us from birth which we never felt passion for and grew resentful towards because of adults’ insistence on us following the rules of being a girl. when you hit middle-high school and get more say in how you look it feels fucking incredible to reject and be openly hostile to the things you were forced to embrace your whole life. you people just don’t know what internalized misogyny is and tumblr choice feminism lied to you
#similarly#it took me so long to get over my complicated feelings toward dresses and skirts#((not) coincidentally the time it took me to get out of highschool)#i enjoy skirts now#but back then anything that made me seem even a little bit feminine that i could control#i avoided to hell and back#i did not want to be a young woman i did not want to be pretty i did not want to be perceived that way#and then the second i was out of an environment that forced me around so many people i had to see daily who were judgemental#i enjoyed wearing skirts and whatnot again#im probably explaining poorly cuz imma bout to fall asleep#its just#im sure anyone who was considered a girl in childhood#and didnt perfectly match the expectations has felt this at some point#just the sense that there is someway you are perceiving me i cant control that makes you treat me in a way i dont like#and doing everything to avoid that#relatedly#fuck having to close my legs#everything else bothered me but that was the worse#it fucking hurts to do that long#its bullshit#i was wearing pants you saw nothing#grumble grumble grumble#also so glad i got over hating dresses cuz theyre the ultimate outfit for when you have no energy#a dress and some sandals👌#perfect for any occasion
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So... Who's ready to meet Eliana? Prepare yourselves to enter the Realm of the Fae in Chapter 12, releasing May 9th at 9 A.M. EST. 
Early access on Patreon starts on May 4th for the Midnight Tier, and May 6th for the Twilight Tier.
IN THIS CHAPTER.
Reassure [A] that everything will be alright (because it will... right?)
Discover some new nervous habits from Blane
Reveal a new side to N (or has that always been there?)
Attempt to analyze K's thoughts
Wonder why Rylan is being... quiet for once?
Additionally, Chapter 12 includes three (!!) one-on-one scenes with the RO of your choice in anticipation of the upcoming romance lock
STATS.
Game Total: 572,090 words (+60,665)
It's also been a while since I've done this, but I'll be posting sneak peeks from the chapter up until release date, starting tomorrow.
I'm so excited for everyone to read this! Thank you all for being so patient and I will see you very soon <3
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making picrews of ur oc like Look How They Yassified My Boy.......
#true#yes to no darker than milk white and no heavier than q large cat#but also the one that confuses me the most#why are there no bald options? or at least shaved#like at best i get buzz cut or i can just do away with hair completely#but sometimes i dont even get that! hair is mandatory!#this should be the easiest hairstyle to do i dont get it
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YOU 🫵🏻 read this webcomic that's been bouncing around my brain like pong it's really funny and cute
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