void-of-lazyness-and-cats
void-of-lazyness-and-cats
Friendly neighborhood writhing mass of tentacles
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I have no pronouns, do not refer to me Tired 24/7, Social anxiety up the wazoo (do people say that?), never enough sleep, animals are better than humans, and mozzarella sticks were a gift from the gods
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void-of-lazyness-and-cats · 8 hours ago
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Rob Pointon "Vertical Road"
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Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you
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imagine a goat with a hat
STOP-
what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat
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i love the 😌 and 😔 emojis so much because they convey such specific emotions, but also those emotions are absolutely not "relieved" and "pensive"
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What do you call the stuff that accumulate in the corners of your eyes while you sleep?
Morning dust
Grandma's tears
Goblin tears
Night salt
Eye goobers
Soundlies
Nighties
Dreamies
Mouse droppings
Something else (please share)
I know this concept but have no word for it
I'm not familiar with this concept
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My Fav Spider-Man Panels
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i just beefed with someone online and I got tired of it so I said "I ate some really good blueberries today" and they replied "I had a fire ass peach today". world peace
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void-of-lazyness-and-cats · 10 days ago
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fuck everything. whats the media people ASSUME youre into. what are people surprised that you havent watched/played/whatever
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void-of-lazyness-and-cats · 12 days ago
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You're about to close on your very own, suspiciously affordable and comfortable house. Just before you sign the contract, the realtor shows you the required legal disclosure: your new house is haunted by the type of presence you'll get from this spinner wheel.
Of course it is.
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void-of-lazyness-and-cats · 13 days ago
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i have another bomb to throw, girls who hated pink and femininity in childhood were not experiencing internalized misogyny; it was a rejection of the conditioning pushed on us from birth which we never felt passion for and grew resentful towards because of adults’ insistence on us following the rules of being a girl. when you hit middle-high school and get more say in how you look it feels fucking incredible to reject and be openly hostile to the things you were forced to embrace your whole life. you people just don’t know what internalized misogyny is and tumblr choice feminism lied to you
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void-of-lazyness-and-cats · 15 days ago
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So... Who's ready to meet Eliana? Prepare yourselves to enter the Realm of the Fae in Chapter 12, releasing May 9th at 9 A.M. EST. 
Early access on Patreon starts on May 4th for the Midnight Tier, and May 6th for the Twilight Tier.
IN THIS CHAPTER.
Reassure [A] that everything will be alright (because it will... right?)
Discover some new nervous habits from Blane
Reveal a new side to N (or has that always been there?)
Attempt to analyze K's thoughts
Wonder why Rylan is being... quiet for once?
Additionally, Chapter 12 includes three (!!) one-on-one scenes with the RO of your choice in anticipation of the upcoming romance lock
STATS.
Game Total: 572,090 words (+60,665)
It's also been a while since I've done this, but I'll be posting sneak peeks from the chapter up until release date, starting tomorrow.
I'm so excited for everyone to read this! Thank you all for being so patient and I will see you very soon <3
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void-of-lazyness-and-cats · 21 days ago
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making picrews of ur oc like Look How They Yassified My Boy.......
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void-of-lazyness-and-cats · 28 days ago
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YOU 🫵🏻 read this webcomic that's been bouncing around my brain like pong it's really funny and cute
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