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You know what? I don't like you *dooms your yaoi*

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For over a year now, I haven't seen any ads on Youtube, no matter which device I use.

I only have an adblocker on my PC. I do not pay for Premium.

But for some time I haven't seen ads on my phone or console either. I don't know why that is. Maybe Youtube just decided to Blacklist me? Unlikely, but I honestly cannot think of another explanation.

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I finished the Temeraire series and it has left a Laurence and Temeraire shaped hole in my heart. Help I need another misunderstood sea captain and his best dragon friend forever in my life.

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why do you post

i have problems

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I'm sorry but the first act of His Majesty's Dragon is so funny if you take it from the average Reliant sailors' point of view.

Imagine doing your job, business as usual. High risk job sure, but the boss is pretty cool. Sure, he's an uptight square and is all about Duty but he's not a vicious basatard who takes delight in beating the shit out of everyone crossing his way, which puts him leagues above your average boss in their work field.

Then during a typical Thursday your coworkers suddenly come across a mix between a fighter jet and a demon, from what you understand, and boss is like "okay, let's get it back home" and the high ups draw lots to decide who gets to deal with the fighter jet and join the Demon Fighter Jet Sex-Crazed Cult. Luckily it's the intern who gets picked and maybe it's a bit too convenient but hey, at least it'll be out of everyone's hands.

Except next thing you know, the intern definitely doesn't cut it for the job.

So your boss then decides to become the demon fighter jet's adoptive dad and quits his job on the spot.

Now you have to endure several months at sea witnessing your now Former Boss coddling and fussing over the demon fighter jet, calling it pet names, reading it bedtime stories, having sleepovers on the deck, taking it fishing and generally being a better dad to that weird French (??? You guess??) Flying Creature than your own dad ever was.

It's a weird situation but hey, now that you reached land and your former boss takes his leave and goes to join the Demon Fighter Jet Sex-Crazed Cult, you won't have to deal with that weirdness anymore, right ?

(Some years later if you survive your job until then, your former boss will be your client, he'll get adopted by the emperor of China then fuck off in the desert, you'll meet him again when he needs to find meds to dragon tuberculosis, then you learn he committed treason, then you'll have to drive him to Bumfuck, Nowhere Prison, then you'll get shipwrecked, and somehow your former boss is the reason why fighter jets have legal rights, unions and get paid now)

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"FUCK gay people!" Yeah I'm trying

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Fanfic titles will be like "If we had met under the stars" and you open it and the first tag is "sexual use of bricks"

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Bird 1: oh no

Bird 2: don't worry, he only has one stone

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I started listening to Temeraire and 3 hours in I'm ready to die and kill for this very emotionally constipated man reading bedtime mathematics to his nerd of a dragon that is sad because it can't breathe fire or spit poison but I just know they'll be so good at wrecking the French navy together.

I am very pissed i didn't know about this series in high school. I would have been extremely annoying about it then. Well, no time like the present.

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Trazyn is responsible for at least a few cryptid sightings

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His nonchalant murder and slut waist have captivated me

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You know, you guys should really behave! She said she didn't want this. So absolutely no one else should reblog this.

btw the thing she couldn’t ignore was someone calling her out for saying anti-depressants/hormone therapy are only perscribed by lazy doctors

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