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‘I asked ai-‘
Yeah well I asked my rock and he said *I throws rock at you head*
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Honey what'chu waitin' for? Step into my... Bad Boys Bread Bridge Bakery???
💚 ❤ 💛
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any room can be a panic room if you just give me a fucking second
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me: oh the newest version of ios has ai integration that will like summarize long text chains and stuff
ciro: cool let me try

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"I asked chat gpt"
Sucks for you, I asked the ceasless watcher and I now legally own your most traumatic experience
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forgot to turn the burner on so i just spent 15 minutes standing over my pot of noodles like
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meeee i'd teach my kids to hate capitalism from day one ❤️
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Can you make something good again please.
Aw anon! I didn’t mean to be such a disappointment of an artist to you. Here you go

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the prime force was for real like okayyy so we're going to take the three most vulnerable bad-decision prone teenagers we can find and make them superheroes. surely nothing bad can happen if we do this. also theyre all autistic but thats unrelated.
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