A Void leader for a Void session. [ RP blog for Roxy Lalonde of Homestuck! Affiliated with Rifts of Pyli Joined 07/02/14 ]
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❥ ❥ • [ You're very curious as to what the other plans to do. Was he a magic user and use some kind of spell? Did he have medici--yup. He has medicine! Hooray for such generous strangers! You end up curiously staring as he gives Mutie the "antidote" as he calls it, and the next thing you know he's right back in your arms. You note that he seems to be getting better actually as he relaxes in your touch and his expression more calm. ]
ROXY: ooooh poor mutie
ROXY: im not feedin u anymore of that cooks food
ROXY: the freshest ingredients around my arse
[ You smile down at him and scratch gently at his chest, then look back at the stranger. ]
ROXY: hey thanks for helpin my lil friend here uh
ROXY: but did u just
ROXY: call him my protector
ROXY: dont u got that backwards
|| You check the cat for any bloating or serious injury; he purrs somewhat feebly in your hands, which is a good sign. Still, his gums look a little discolored, and his eyes seem a bit bleary. You cluck your tongue.

GUNDAM: I see… GUNDAM: It is but a mere food-poisoning incident. Nothing more. GUNDAM: And, as luck would have it, I happen to possess the antidote!
You extract one of your new potions from the sack hanging from your belt. You had intended to save these for the Dark Gods, but…you would be a terrible breeder if you neglected an animal in need. The cat squirms when you drip a few drops of the antidote on his tongue, but otherwise doesn’t fuss.
You’re confident you’ve just cured him as you hand him back to his owner.
GUNDAM: You are fortuitous, woman. Had you not met me on this day…your feline protector might have died. ||
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❥ ❥ • [ You've been kind a clueless for the last few minutes on where exactly to go when it came to curing animals. It's not like your could just go to a vet, nor are you versed in herbs and all that. So, looks like you're gonna end up looking like a chump until you think of something...hm? ]
ROXY: wut
[ You're not quite sure whether you're saying what towards the sudden helpful approach, of this dude's weird lingo. Huh. You suppose you could go along with it since weird lingo isn't something knew to you thanks to a certain "adventurer." ]
ROXY: uh
ROXY: sure
ROXY: i guess
[ It doesn't feel as if this guy is about to hurt Mutie, so you suppose you'll gently hand him over. ]
|| You’re wandering through the streets of Estaria, fresh from an apothecary; you persuaded them to brew you an array of pet-friendly remedies, for everything from the smallest ailment to the direst wound. After what happened to Maga-G…you simply can’t be careless.
Suddenly, something comes to your attention: A young, platinum-blonde is standing a few feet away from you, cradling a tiny, sickly cat in her arms. You can tell instantly that the cat has a stomach bug.
You stride toward the girl, fixing her with a hard look.

GUNDAM: Mortal woman! GUNDAM: Your feline overlord…He appears to be rather ill.
You completely gloss over the fact that said “feline overlord” has three eyes.
GUNDAM: If I may…hold him. GUNDAM: I believe an inspection might be in order. ||
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❥ ❥ • [ You've been walking around town, window-shopping, but also giving your little feline pal some exercise. No cat of yours is allowed to laze around all the time. Especially in these times? Where if Mutie wasn't alert and fit he'd probably be food to some creature? Heeeeck no, you say! You will not lose another friendly cat. ]
[ He's currently trailing right beside you, but you swear he's not as chipper as he should be. He already threw up once and--Oh. Oh...there he goes again. Whether it was his breakfast or his lunch, he's throwing up something and it ain't pretty. The best part of this though? He threw up on your boots. It's not the boots you care about, but you do for the little guy. Maybe the fact that you probably smell like cat barf too, but nothing a little bath will fix! Anyway, you crouch right beside him, concern written all over your face, and you place a hand on his furry head. ]
ROXY: yo mutie
ROXY: u all right
ROXY: ive never seen u so sick b4
ROXY: and not the good kinda sick
ROXY: ur concernin me like a mom would her child
ROXY: y u gotta turn on the maternal instincts on me now
ROXY: look at me gettin all motherly on u
[ Speaking of getting motherly, you now find yourself cradling Mutie in your arms. ]
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❥ ❥ • [ You thoroughly enjoy the hug given to you. Now this is what you call a welcoming committee! You're not even going to mention the barely noticeable blush that could be creeping on your face. It'll go away anyway. Unlike Dirk who seemed a little unsure of hugs, you knew aaaaall about it! Hugging Janey and your girl, Fefeta, gave you enough practice, so you end up throwing your arms around his neck and giving the best friendly squeeze you can muster. ]
ROXY: then as ur doctor
ROXY: im prescribing IMMEDIATE action
ROXY: to get back on ur medicine
[ You break the hug yourself, then put your hands on your hips. ]
ROXY: u should see good results as soon as possible yo
ROXY: as long as u listen to dr roxy
[ A finger wiggle with a matching "tsk-tsk" noise comes out of you next. ]
ROXY: but dont u worry ur spiky little head
ROXY: it just so happens this town is my new home
ROXY: as the welcomin committee a la strider
ROXY: r u gonna show the newbie around
ROXY: or do u plan to make her stand like a clueless chump all day
ROXY: dont let it happen dirk
ROXY: dont let her fall in to the evil clutches of chumpiness
> Roxy: (Re)unite
For all the things humans kept after the trolls took over there was one tiny addition that was almost better off being taken from them. Which is to say, they had ways of describing relationships humans couldn’t even fathom without charts and graphs present. Unfortunately this left you in the awkward position of being in a strange land without your moirail, and THAT meant that you were at the distinct disadvantage of having to take care of your own sanity needs single-handedly. It wasn’t exactly something you were worried about, not right now anyway. But having Roxy around the last few years, both of you helping one another through the hellstorm that was your time period, only to be devoid of her now…
Well, she was your best friend. Not missing her would be cold and callous in a way that you couldn’t even really pretend to be.
Hearing that familiar voice then, it was like a sudden and unimaginable weight was lifted from your shoulders. Without even a second thought you scoop Roxy up in your arms, giving her a surprisingly gentle squeeze of a hug. You’re still not entirely sure about human’s squeezing capacity, as you’ve never done this before.
DIRK: You know without a suppliment my daily dose of Lalonde has been critically low.
DIRK: Side effects cause severe depression and nervous tics.
You’re almost beside yourself with how happy you are to see Roxy, although this only raises more questions. Were Jane and Jake here too? Did that mean there were trolls here too? Your mind started spinning wit thoughts, although none of this showed past your smile at the moment.
DIRK: Please tell me you just got here, and that you’re staying in town before I’m required to forcibly relocate you.
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❥ ❥ • [ You're taken aback by Nanami's sudden action and seriousness on her face, but you quickly shake off the feeling. Instead of of being surprised, you match her leaning action, but with a growing smile. So you just happen to find a fellow gamer out of every single person in this big world? Now that's lucky! Does this mean a possible new friend you could finally geek to about video games? ]
ROXY: if i told u i got a console collection back home
ROXY: will that answer ur question
[ That smile on your face becoming oh so apparent. It felt nice to talk about something you haven't had the time for at all. It made you remember how much you miss gaming actually... but oh well. ]
ROXY: oh i got a lot of specialties up my sleeve
ROXY: but uh
ROXY: were talkin video games here lol
[ Let's not sound vaguely creepy, Roxy. She's not your friend yet, so you can't go off and say such silly things. ]
ROXY: ive tried a little of everythin i could get my hands on at the time
ROXY: but my favorite kinds huh
ROXY: lets see theres
ROXY: platformers which are fun and easy
ROXY: fps cuz i kno how to handle a gun so thats nothin
ROXY: oh and like i said earlier rpgs!
ROXY: im p decent at them
ROXY: but i guess i play them for the plot
ROXY: rpgs always have this big meaty plots u kno
[ In truth, you could be better at rpgs, but those take strategy and planning at times. You're not discrediting yourself on coming up with strategies, but you pretty much have admitted to yourself already to not... not being all that good of planning ahead. After all, many things have blown up in your face as a result of your impulsiveness. ]
ROXY: hm
[ The other mentioning about wanting some type of console catches your attention though. ]
ROXY: did u say somethin bout wantin a console tho
ROXY: then i got u covered girl
ROXY: okay not now at least
ROXY: but once i get my void-y powers
[ You emphasize "void-y powers" by wiggling your fingers. ]
ROXY: ill make u a handheld
ROXY: here ill even pinky promise on it
ROXY: to show u i mean supes srs bsns
[ You hold out your pinky to the girl. Hopefully she takes it. ]
P R E S S S T A R T T O P L A Y || {CLOSED}
#omg the speaking tab is a nice touch#I hope you keep that actually#also#dis is gay#nanamichiaki001#kibounotenshi
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❥ ❥ • [ Your little companion seems to be making a new friend. This is what you get for having such a friendly cat. Nanami acts as if she's never touched, or perhaps even seen, a cat too so it truly is an amusing sight. Between her--and your purring kitten who was enjoying a belly scratch--you don't know what you're giggling at. ]
ROXY: o rite lol
ROXY: intros and stuff
ROXY: well nice to meet u nanami
ROXY: names roxy lalonde but call me roxy yo
ROXY: this heres little vodka mutini
ROXY: but i like to call him mutie
ROXY: cuz that sounds totes cuter anyway
[ Plus two points for making cute nicknames! Only the best for mutie. ]
ROXY: im gonna guess from that names of urs
ROXY: that ur not from around here either
ROXY: it sucks that we were pulled from our homes like this but
ROXY: i decided to make the most out of it
ROXY: until theres a way back home u kno
ROXY: im tryin to think of this as one big RPG video game
[ You have to admit too... you're a bit too much of a future kid for this medieval business, but thinking of this as one big RPG at least cushioned the situation a bit. Well, your life before was pretty much playing a giant video game, but whatever! You're a thief with whole new skills to gain, new weapons to learn how to use besides an assault rifle, and maybe you could try that sneaking in the shadows; jumping on rooftops business. This was some Assassin's Creed shit right here. Bring it on! When do you get the hidden blade? ]
ROXY: plus i got that little guy over there
ROXY: cats making everythin better
ROXY: everythin
P R E S S S T A R T T O P L A Y || {CLOSED}
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> Roxy: (Re)unite
❥ ❥ • [ It's been a long enough time for you to say you've settled enough in to these medieval times. Candles instead of light bulbs, messenger pigeons instead of texts, yup. You'd be lying though if you said you didn't miss any of that, but you promised yourself you'd make the most out of the situation. A sigh escapes your lips once your mind wanders to something else. Or rather, many someones. Your friends. ]
ROXY: wonder how janey and the others are doin
[ You miss your friends terribly. Sure, you have Dave and a couple others, but you can't blame yourself for missing the old gang? ...Well, no use in dwelling on these thoughts. They didn't get sucked in to this place like you did, so that's that. Right now though, you ended up wandering the town in your thoughts. Woah, where are you even now? ]
ROXY: wait
[ A flash of spiky, blonde anime hair catches your eye and... those glasses. ...No way, is that who you think that is? ]
ROXY: omg
[ Before you can even stop yourself, your feet are already carrying you towards this person until you stop right in front of them. Pink eyes wide enough to show disbelief, but a small smile takes over your face soon enough. ]
ROXY: sup
ROXY: did u miss ur daily dose of
ROXY: the lalonde party
ROXY: the neverending guaranteed fun times
ROXY: all found in one cute spunky blonde
[ You nudge an elbow right in to his chest. It sounds as if you're flirting, heck even you think it does, but truthfully you're just messing around. ]
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❥ ❥ • [ Being the obviously nosy girl you are--with an ecto son who might as well be just as nosy--learning about the neighbors is a must. Which ones should you avoid like the plague and which ones should you get all buddy-buddy with? Then there was the special category of: Hot pieces of ass you'd like to get your flirt on with. you've been silent through this conversation so far--because Dave is just as much of a chatterbox as you and doing all your talking--but you've been thinking the whole time this Kyoya defintely fit the hot piece of ass category. Once he nodded at you though you couldn't help whispering a "hot damn" under your breath. Well, you might as well talk sooner or later before Dave beats you to the punch again. ]
ROXY: yeah actually
ROXY: we plan to stay here for a while
ROXY: practicin some skills here and there
ROXY: cuz why go on an adventure unarmed u kno
[ You stop yourself from making the, "It's dangerous to go alone! Take this." Reference. ]
ROXY: and i mean hey
ROXY: u can talk to me anytime
[ You made that emphasis on anytime very apparent. You shouldn't flirt too much though or you just might scare away the guy. ]
ROXY: dave here was about to show me too
ROXY: this bakery place ppl always hit up for breakfast
ROXY: why dont u join us
Say Hello. [/Closed]
[ You only came by out of sheer curiosity; you and Roxy are sharing a room, and Dirk is two rooms away from yours, so who’s the unfortunate sucker who got stuck in the middle of this unholy Strilonde sandwich? ]
[ He seems like a friendly enough dude, and pretty formal; your first thought when he opens his mouth is, “If John and Rose had a bastard love child…" and you shake yourself a little for thinking it because ew, no. Don’t need to be thinking about your sister and your best buddy getting biznasty. Not this early in the morning, anyway. ]
[ You shrug noncommittally, looking briefly at Roxy and then toward Dirk’s door. ]
DAVE: sorry to drop in uninvited DAVE: just wanted to do the neighborly thing of checkin in i guess DAVE: besides which rox and i are nosy as fuck and we wanted to know who the unlucky bastard was who got stuck next to two striders and a lalonde
[ You give him the Strider Nod™. ]
DAVE: names dave DAVE: this here is roxy DAVE: the surly dude next door who kinda looks like me is dirk DAVE: were all DAVE: related DAVE: sorta
DAVE: wbu whats your shtick
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Takes one to know one || Closed | Terezi
❥ ❥ • [ As a thief, you have done jack shit as one. You haven't stolen anything, nor made the attempt too, and your credibility as one is lacking. So, you decided for the first time today this would be your first steal. It was a matter of picking and choosing your victim, right? Since she was a newbie, she thought she'd start off on someone easy like someone who couldn't defend themselves. You've settled for hiding in the shadows on the ally, checking out potential victims. One particular one catches your eyes though. ]
ROXY: is that a
ROXY: troll
[ She looked nothing like the batterhag, but the candy corn horns and grey skin told you enough. Definitely a troll. She was talking to some local villagers too, you don't know what, but did you hear her say she was blind at some point? Hmm, stealing from a blind victim could be a good first steal. Of course she can't see, but she can still hear. So, this was a good chance to try out your sneaking abilities. How quiet can Roxy Lalonde be? Who knows. ]
ROXY: (be prepared)
ROXY: (to be stolen from)
ROXY: (hell yeah)
[ You make your way over until you're right behind a barrel. The blind girl stood just behind it, so it was the perfect hiding spot. You inch closer and closer, then slowly... carefully... reach over for the back pouch on her belt. Hopefully she wouldn't sense anything... ]
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❥ ❥ • [ So now that you found good living arrangements, you can rest a little easier. What's a better way to relax than playing with your number one cat in your heart? Mutie! When you first arrived, you were just glad your companion happened to be stuck on you. Literally. The little guy probably hung on for dear life throughout that little trip. At least this meant you wouldn't get lonely though when you find yourself lacking human company. ]
[ Currently, you are just sitting in an inn's dining hall. A plate of snacks for yourself, of course Mutie gets his own too, and he's just chasing your wiggling finger. You could care less about the stares you know you're getting for having a four-eyed cat. It looks like play time was interrupted though when someone arrived at your table. A word couldn't even get out of your, before she sat herself down and started actively questioning you on Mutie. ]
[ Well, this was a step up from being told she looked like a weirdo with this cat. You can't help a giggle as it escapes your lips either. The stranger's tone when asking didn't sound rude or hostile, but genuinely, actively curious. ]
[ It's kind of cute. ]
ROXY: u my friend
ROXY: have a good eye
ROXY: yes this cat just so happens to be a mutant
ROXY: ive always had him so idek how he came to be but
ROXY: its easy to make other mutants just like him
ROXY: but this ones special cuz hes mine
ROXY: (aw yes)
ROXY: and hes super friendly too awww look
ROXY: hes already cuddlin up to ur arm
[ You run your hand down his back and gently to the tip of his tail. ]
P R E S S S T A R T T O P L A Y || {CLOSED}
|| Nanami was pretty sure the girl at the other side of the inn’s dining hall was carrying a four-eyed cat.
She couldn’t be positive, of course, and it seemed a completely ludicrous idea in her head; after all, factually speaking, four-eyed cats didn’t exist…unless, of course, they were some kind of mutant strain of cat…wait…that might be interesting, actually…
Nanami nodded to herself, finished the last sip of her cider, and carefully approached the girl, stumbling just a little in your new, unworn boots. Leather is…harder to walk in than your plasticky Mary Janes were. You’re going to have to get used to it.
Upon arriving at the girl’s table, you sort of stand there for a second, staring at her until she looks up. You’re not yet accustomed to the social graces and cues needed to blend in as a “normal” human; even when you were trying to pass for one on the Island, you never quite succeeded.
So when the girl looks at you, you take it as your cue to sit across from her, give her a serious look, and ask,
“Is your cat mutated? Or the product of some kind of experiment?" ||
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Thick as Thieves [ Closed ]
❥ ❥ • [ Your name is ROXY LALONDE and you're not taking to kindly to being pulled from your home YET AGAIN to some strange new world. It's like this is your first time you had to have a sudden change of scenery thanks to that world changing game, but still. You have known for the longest time already that some things would never stay the same and your living arrangements were apparently one of them. ]
[ You're very lucky you are good at adapting though, otherwise you'd probably be running around like some of the poor guys who were also pulled from their worlds. You became up to date on the situation a while ago, and now you have found yourself in at a place called Shady Inn. Turns out a bunch of thieves make this their hideout. Whoops. No matter, even when they probably didn't seem like your type of company at first, they weren't actually that bad to talk to. In a way you couldn't explain at the moment. ]
[ Well, the only thing that made you feel a little out of your element were the two leaders. Turns out they were both lesbians and one even tried to flirt with you. While you have no problem on things like sexuality, identification, and all that jazz... you politely turn down her advances by merely saying "You don't swing that way." ]
[ So here you are now. Turns out, you fit in nicely with these thieves. Not so much as you're in to stealing or some stereotypical bullshit, but they just seem cool and chill... plus they apparently like the certain charm you have. How sweet! You might like these living arrangements after all. ]
[ The reasoning you put in to choosing this place above all others is for a half-assed reason: Well, you are the ROGUE OF VOID and rogues and thieves were pretty much the same thing, right? Right. Besides, it's not like you're very knowledgeable in other weapons such as swords and bows. You're too much of a future kid for that, but learning how to fight with short blades was a start. ]
[ There you stand. You just had some sort of hide armor over your God Tier outfit and you never felt more medieval... Now where are the wizards?! Cant' forget the wizards! That was something t o worry about later though. Time to worry about the here and now and what was happening? Why! Some blonde kid in shades happen to waltz right in to the guild and he looks a lot like someone you know. So, you end up pushing yourself through your comrades to get a better look. ]

ROXY: woah
ROXY: ive been hit by the deja vu stick
ROXY: rite here on the noggin
ROXY: what r u like
ROXY: strider numero dos or
#I couldn't think of a better title but if you can feel free to change it lol#davestrider001#rhymekind
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// I dropped sometime ago since I am moving Roxy to Pyli.
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// I dropped sometime ago since I am moving Roxy to a new group.
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DAVE: hey roxy i know youre just my fake mom but im real happy to know you DAVE: god ok that was painful to write DAVE: anyway happy mothers day good job not raising me but also good job being a cool friend DAVE: have some hello kitty booze
ROXY: OMFG
ROXY: that is
ROXY: the CUTEST
ROXY: bottle of booze i have ever seen
ROXY: could almost shed a tear just lookin at it
ROXY: no wait
ROXY: here come the mini waterworks
ROXY: *sheds a single tear*
ROXY: sniff
ROXY: yo dave
ROXY: c’mere
ROXY: we gon drink this mofo together
ROXY: mom and son drunk bondin type shit
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rox givve me a k
4: Forehead Kiss

" You know I'm always up for givin' you kisses, Eri. " Roxy happily wrapped her arms around Eridan's neck.
" Especially when you look extra cute today. " She rested her cheek against his chest and giggled. She had to admit, for being fairly built, and six feet, he still seemed like a cute little guppy to her. ...Guppy. Maybe she should start calling him that.
" C'mere, dorky, little guppy. " The blonde really had to make a stretch for this one, but it was worth it. Roxy tiptoed the best she could and planted a kiss on his forehead.
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ships roxy/elsa now
// anon pls

#dont be mister grumpy gills about peoples ships eri#its not cool to bash ships#as nepeta would say she taught me that
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ships roxy/elsa now
// anon pls

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