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whoever is running the pnf TikTok/instagram deserves a raise because this had me WHEEZINGGGG
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you ever get assigned something as a project in school and for the rest of your life you have a strange attachment to the subject. in like seventh grade i had an assignment to make a poster about the elemental propoerties of osmium and to this day everytime someone mentions it im like 'YEAAAAAAH OSMIUM MENTIONED!!!!!!!!'
#just finished a project about Otto Marseus Van Schreick#he is a 17th century Dutch still life painter#and he made these lovely scientific paintings of reptiles and bugs and so on#and Iâve spent an entire semester on this one painting#since I had to pick one at the beginning to do all my projects on#and now heâs my little guy#like his paintings are fire he seems like he was cool and he liked bugs#his friends even called him âthe snufflerâ since he was always rooting around in the underbrush#what a bodacious babe honestly
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pnf revival challenge day 14: Backstory!
Hosted by @howtonerdoutovereverything! â¨
if I had a nickel for every time I projected my dayâs issue on a prompt and all that haaaaaaaaa guess how my hike went today
#alas about your hike#the frustration was palpable through Heinz XD#perry the platypus#heinz doofenshmirtz
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Has a worm ever gotten struck by lightning
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@thenamesbabe-crybabe @writing-my-mind-ink
cop pulls me over little does he know my drivers license is written in elf hieroglyphics & blinds anyone who reads it
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Having to clean the shower is so fucking annoying. Itâs clean in there. Thatâs where I go to get clean. Itâs clean dude trust me. Stop fucking growing bacteria and stuff man this is the clean locale. Youâre embarrassing me in front of the sink
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I love every fucking part of this.
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but what if i read one of your fanfics and then went to your ao3 accounts and read all of your fanfics and left a comment on every single chapter of every single one and you got spam emails from all of my kudos and comments and it made you smile, what then? what if i brighten your day with my words like you did mine, what then???
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i do love that you can name pets pretty much anything. with children you have to be reasonable but with pets you can just do anything. you can name your tortoise panopticon
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Cardinal singing outside my window just fucked up his call and had to start over. Lmao
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The Steven Universe fandom might be âcringeâ and âbadâ but imagine a fandom so bad that a bunch of fandom members had ran a scheme to say âif you pay us money, your blorbo will know youâre validâ and the fandom permanently split over a 95 paragraph callout post of these people.
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itâs the âdate of birth: 1303 BCâ for me...
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âSome years ago, I was stuck on a crosstown bus in New York City during rush hour. Traffic was barely moving. The bus was filled with cold, tired people who were deeply irritatedâwith one another; with the rainy, sleety weather; with the world itself. Two men barked at each other about a shove that might or might not have been intentional. A pregnant woman got on, and nobody offered her a seat. Rage was in the air; no mercy would be found here.
But as the bus approached Seventh Avenue, the driver got on the intercom. âFolks,â he said, âI know youâve had a rough day and youâre frustrated. I canât do anything about the weather or traffic, but hereâs what I can do. As each one of you gets off the bus, I will reach out my hand to you. As you walk by, drop your troubles into the palm of my hand, okay? Donât take your problems home to your families tonightâjust leave âem with me. My route goes right by the Hudson River, and when I drive by there later, Iâll open the window and throw your troubles in the water. Sound good?â
It was as if a spell had lifted. Everyone burst out laughing. Faces gleamed with surprised delight. People whoâd been pretending for the past hour not to notice each otherâs existence were suddenly grinning at each other like, is this guy serious?
Oh, he was serious.
At the next stopâjust as promisedâthe driver reached out his hand, palm up, and waited. One by one, all the exiting commuters placed their hand just above his and mimed the gesture of dropping something into his palm. Some people laughed as they did this, some teared upâbut everyone did it. The driver repeated the same lovely ritual at the next stop, too. And the next. All the way to the river.
We live in a hard world, my friends. Sometimes itâs extra difficult to be a human being. Sometimes you have a bad day. Sometimes you have a bad day that lasts for several years. You struggle and fail. You lose jobs, money, friends, faith, and love. You witness horrible events unfolding in the news, and you become fearful and withdrawn. There are times when everything seems cloaked in darkness. You long for the light but donât know where to find it.
But what if you are the light? What if youâre the very agent of illumination that a dark situation begs for?
Thatâs what this bus driver taught meâthat anyone can be the light, at any moment. This guy wasnât some big power player. He wasnât a spiritual leader. He wasnât some media-savvy âinfluencer.â He was a bus driverâone of societyâs most invisible workers. But he possessed real power, and he used it beautifully for our benefit.
When life feels especially grim, or when I feel particularly powerless in the face of the worldâs troubles, I think of this man and ask myself, What can I do, right now, to be the light? Of course, I canât personally end all wars, or solve global warming, or transform vexing people into entirely different creatures. I definitely canât control traffic. But I do have some influence on everyone I brush up against, even if we never speak or learn each otherâs name. How we behave matters because within human society everything is contagiousâsadness and anger, yes, but also patience and generosity. Which means we all have more influence than we realize.
No matter who you are, or where you are, or how mundane or tough your situation may seem, I believe you can illuminate your world. In fact, I believe this is the only way the world will ever be illuminatedâone bright act of grace at a time, all the way to the river.â
âElizabeth Gilbert
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