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volchista-valkyrie · 4 years
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After two hours of dramatic emotional breakdown and a cup of ramen later I realized that I was in fact hungry and not sad.
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Bare Your Fangs (WIP)
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HELLO HZD FANDOM CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS ?
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what if cap met supes
meanwhile, somewhere else:
batman: you can not imagine the tragedy which has shaped me
bucky: OH YOU WANNA PLAY THIS GAME
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volchista-valkyrie · 4 years
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sooo i’m not the only one that saw a grain silo take off last night, right??
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volchista-valkyrie · 4 years
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One real benefit of reading I rarely hear anybody mention is how much more interesting life becomes when you read a lot. It depends what you’re reading, of course, but most (good) books will teach you something you didn’t already know, and even if you have to give the book back to the library, you get to take that much with you. A lot of people talk about things they wish they’d studied in school–I’ve done it, too–but it’s a nice consolation prize that you can always pick up a book and learn something new. And as that library in your brain collects more volumes, everything around you gains new resonances, new context, and new connections which make your lived experience richer. In quarantine alone I’ve read about religion and politics and history and evolution and computer science and astrophysics without even leaving my house and it’s already a more interesting world. 
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volchista-valkyrie · 4 years
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There’s become quite a few of these and the blue hellsite’s tag search functionality is garbage, so here: all the #Storytime with Hell posts I can think of:
Bob the Firewizard’s Unwise Pyromaniac Adventures
Revenge Is Best Served Cold
Kitten Little and the Kitchen Murdercat
My Elementary School Nemesis
I Am Not A Lawful Good Character
…and other high school shenanigans
The Stupidest Injury I Can Think Of
The Healing Powers of Throatpunching
Tiny Hellen’s Revenge (and an example of the Scary Voice)
The Shark Story
An Extremely Safe Adventure In Liverpool Cathedral
Mr. Taylor’s Historical History
If there’s any particular topic you would like to hear a story on, let me know, and maybe I’ll have something fitting. No promises, of course, but maybe….
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volchista-valkyrie · 4 years
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Y/n: Aren’t you supposed to be asleep?
Underswap Papyrus: i’m supposed to be a lot of things, but i live to disappoint.
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volchista-valkyrie · 4 years
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Call Me Miss Luthor
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Intro: Hello, lovelies!! I hope you guys are having a good day/night!! This wasn’t requested, but it came to be due to an ask @imagine-lcorp​​​ received and we talked in the comments, so enjoy!! :)
Note: Y/N is a new person in town and ends up working for Lena, a notorious mob boss, but Y/N doesn’t know that until she finds out herself, what happens when she discovers it all?
Word Count: 7k(longest to date!)
Walking into L-Corp, you didn’t honestly know what to expect, you had just graduated college a year ago and had moved to National City in hopes of getting THE job, what that job was, you weren’t sure yet, but you were up for test running anything and everything which was why you were here, for an interview to be an intern for someone named Lena Luthor, you had only moved here about two weeks ago so you had no idea just how big of a name she was, all you knew was a name and a company.
Keep reading
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volchista-valkyrie · 4 years
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There’s become quite a few of these and the blue hellsite’s tag search functionality is garbage, so here: all the #Storytime with Hell posts I can think of:
Bob the Firewizard’s Unwise Pyromaniac Adventures
Revenge Is Best Served Cold
Kitten Little and the Kitchen Murdercat
My Elementary School Nemesis
I Am Not A Lawful Good Character
…and other high school shenanigans
The Stupidest Injury I Can Think Of
The Healing Powers of Throatpunching
Tiny Hellen’s Revenge (and an example of the Scary Voice)
The Shark Story
An Extremely Safe Adventure In Liverpool Cathedral
Mr. Taylor’s Historical History
If there’s any particular topic you would like to hear a story on, let me know, and maybe I’ll have something fitting. No promises, of course, but maybe….
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volchista-valkyrie · 4 years
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Y/N: I had one hour of sleep, one brownie, and two shots of espresso, and I am ready to either fight God or die trying.
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Cat by GuangYuan YU
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volchista-valkyrie · 4 years
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bad habits: visiting this fucking website every day 
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#she got this
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Times are troubling and hard right now-but never forget, your Beet loving Grandmother loves you very very much and wants you to be safe.
And for you to eat your vegetables.
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Don’t get in the way of a raging lesbian
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