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Tim is staying out of this one.

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cont. || @dementedspeedster

Tim's jaw tightened, his lips pursing with the rising disquietude in his chest. Very few people knew about this. That Thad was now among their ranks...

They swallowed hard. It didn't do much to loosen their vocal chords, so when they finally did speak, their voice was throaty and wound up. "What tipped you off a few months ago? And why didn't you ask then?"

"And as a matter of fact, why are you asking now?"

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cont. || @prettysuper

Tim shot Kon a colossal eye-roll, instantly complaining. "I've been off the plane for no more than two hours, and you're already being gross!"

He huffed. "No, I must be overreacting. I got a face-full of some nasty crap from a gang kid who fancied himself a second-rate Scarecrow last night. Don't think he had the same expertise, though, 'cause all I got was some mild panic and a tingling in my fingers." He wiggled them for dramatic effect.

"Oh, well. Maybe it's like cold rules: it lingers for a few days, even after you get better. Bet you're super jealous of the Gotham beat." He grinned. "Speaking of which, where've you been based out of these days? Y'know, when we aren't all together as a team."

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confrontation prompts.

"You said [x]. It upset me."

"What did I say that made you think I didn't want to know you?"

"I'm trying to figure out where we went wrong."

"When we speak I notice a sort of ... conflict. I'd like to do something to change that."

"We're going to be working together. Let's try to get along."

"Do you think I should feel bad forever?"

"What makes you think I should apologise?"

"I don't understand what you think I did wrong."

"I don't want to hurt you, but I don't know how to stop."

"I know it's hurting you. I can't stop."

"I'm not interested in having that sort of relationship with you anymore."

"You didn't think to tell me?"

"How long have you known?"

"How long have you been hiding this?"

"It's not your fault, it just... it just really sucks."

"Every time I look at you I think about it."

"When I see you like that, I'm... you scare me, [name]."

"When you do that, I feel afraid."

"Sometimes you worry me."

"The way you act about your own safety... that's scary for people who care about you."

"Can we not do this right now?"

"I want to talk about it but I don't have the mental space for it right now. Can we come back to it?"

"Sit down."

"I have something I need to tell you."

"Can we talk?"

"Whatever you say, it always feels ... like you're holding something against me."

"It's time to come clean."

"Bullshit. Tell me the truth."

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help a nonbinary, neruodivergent guy afford their meds please? I just got another prescription added to my "Don't Kill Urself" slurry that I hadn't budgeted for this month, bringing the total to over $120 USD.

I hate asking for help and offering nothing, so if you would be willing to help send me something, I'd gladly draw you a frog or sketch of a character or something in return!

$90/$120

Cashapp / Ko Fi / Paypal / Frogs

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[quietly points at a new project i'm working on extremely casually @haphazardquality]

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@supermantm @dementedspeedster

"Ack--"

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"...I oughta stay outta that."

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“emotions are a gateway trait. they lead to feelings, which trigger tears. i don’t do tears.”

Wednesday Starters II Accepting II April Fool's '24

"Cheers, I'll drink to that, bro." Coffee, that is. Black coffee. Like Tim's soul.

"I can't even remember the last time I cried. I don't have time; I'm too busy."

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“i find social media to be a soul-sucking void of meaningless affirmation.” (here have Hobie)

Wednesday Starters II Accepting II April Fool's '24

"I have to use it to keep up appearances. Fame sucks sometimes." Tim replies. "The media's after me all the time, like they have nothing better to do. But it's cool; my twitter is popular among depressed gen z'ers, which is great for our stock profile."

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“i don’t know who etsy is, but i doubt she was an outcast settler.”

Wednesday Starters II Accepting II April Fool's '24

Tim's hair falls over his face because it's been months since he's gotten it cut. Between working as CEO of WE, picking up everyone else's slack, and ignoring the five mental breakdowns he's putting off, he just hasn't had the time to focus on things like haircuts.

"Etsy is a website."

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THEY’RE CREEPY AND THEY’RE KOOKY. ↳ a collection of lines from the first season of netflix’s wednesday. these are in no particular order and will contain spoilers for the show. some lines have been edited for clarity or to give options.

“those are all traits of great writers. and serial killers.”

“the first boy/girl/person i kiss would turn out to be a psychotic, serial-killing monster.”

“how do you feel about scary movies?”

“we work. we shouldn’t, but we do.”

“hummers stick together.”

“being your friend should come with a warning label.”

“you giggle when you text, which is a 24/7 addiction.”

“[name], the mark you have left on me is indelible.”

“i act as if i don’t care if people dislike me. deep down… i enjoy it.”

“are you really going to make me ask?”

“i want to assure you i remain as cold and heartless as the first day we met.”

“i’ll survive alone. i always do.”

“i could die alone!”

“we all die alone.”

“as soon as the dirt hits the coffin, i’m out.”

“[name] always looks half dead.”

“i actually fillet the bodies of my victims, then feed them to my menagerie of pets.”

“if you need me for anything, anything at all, i’m only a crystal ball away.”

“everyone would know i failed to get the job done.”

“not hugging is kind of our thing.”

“the only person who gets to torture my sibling is me.”

“you guys are making me nauseous. not in a good way.”

“my personal philosophy is kill or be killed.”

“you growl in your sleep.”

“i don’t know who etsy is, but i doubt she was an outcast settler.”

“if i am the monster, then why haven’t i killed you?”

“for some reason i cannot fathom or indulge, you seem to like me.”

“seriously, you could cut the tension with an executioner’s axe.”

“i’m not friend material, let alone more-than-friend material.”

“i will never fall in love, or be a housewife, or have a family.”

“i swear on my late scorpion’s soul, my hands are clean.”

“they couldn’t even spring for real pig’s blood. it’s only paint.”

“you know the old saying: never bring a knife to a swordfight. unless it’s concealed.”

“they want to turn me into a version of herself.”

“i find social media to be a soul-sucking void of meaningless affirmation.”

“it takes a special kind of stupid to devote an entire theme park to zealots responsible for mass genocide.”

“emotions are a gateway trait. they lead to feelings, which trigger tears. i don’t do tears.”

“you’re really bad at cheering people up.”

“this reminds me of when you got your first grave-digging kit. you were so happy you nearly smiled.”

“there’s that biting sense of humor that i always adored.”

“if he breaks your heart, i’ll nail-gun his.”

“why would i share information about an ongoing investigation with a high school kid?”

“don’t you want eyes and ears behind those ivy-covered walls?”

“did you think i was going to judge you over some lousy prank?”

“i consistently stalk my parents.”

“i brought my pocket mace. the medieval kind.”

“it’s not my fault i can’t interpret your emotional morse code.”

“there’s nothing quite like the feeling of being proven right.”

“i’d rather stick needles in my eyes. i’ll probably do that anyway.”

“if you hear me screaming bloody murder, there’s a good chance i’m just enjoying myself.”

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Happy April Fool's Day! On this, the day April 1, in the year of our lord, 2024, I will join the festivities with a goofy little parody! That is, y'all can enjoy fanon Tim on request-- but beware, he's a coffee addicted stalker CEO, so... don't fall in love with him over this blog's modus operandi 😉

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Kon boops Tim on the nose, then lightly bonks him on the head with a news paper

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Tim's nose wrinkles, before he's actively reeling backward with an offended expression.

"I'm gonna hide kryptonite in a wrapping paper tube, and you will never see it coming."

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Thad's holding up Cheeto in his arms and uses one of her paws to booooooop Tim on the face :3

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Tim laughs. "Don't implicate her in your crimes! She's a good citizen!"

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[If there's still activity on the dash tonight, I might do an April Fool's meme wherein I parody write fanon Tim]

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@1mpulsee

"I noticed."