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this was funnier in my head

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knock knock

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tell me something nice

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Gardien

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my worm? heh… *plays with pocket knife for a second* you cant afford my worm.

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op is a person. op can see all the things u write in the tags

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Bruno: "I'm sorry Pepa, it was a vision!! Please don't hurt me!!"

Pepa: "YOU kicked me!!!"

Bruno: "Ah but alas, I cannot change the future"

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New outfit idea

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FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST

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fullmetal alchemist

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everyone at the daily planet thinks Lois is cheating on her husband with Superman. it's just like an open secret in the office & they think Clark is just cheerfully oblivious to the world's most public affair. they can't agree on whether to tell him or let him live in ignorant bliss.

eventually someone semi-new to the company works up the courage to sit him down and have the 'hey man I'm really sorry but I think you have a right to know' conversation and he's just like *totally not prepared for this situation* 'no it's fine... because... we're... in an open relationship??'

and anyway now the office rumour mill is just on fire

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why don’t you shut your fucking mouth and look at the wikipedia page for sucking cock???????????

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jigsaw is so funny for being like “technically i didn’t kill anyone they had a chance uwu” after putting people in nearly inescapable violent and elaborate death traps skdksjfhksd like okay sir but WHO put them there?? they didn’t attach the bear trap to their own ribcage

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Relationship goals

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You little spin-nach freak.