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imagine getting this review

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your "harmless" outdoor catgirl just fucking killed and ate my subby birdboy

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*stumbles out of the haunted house covered in hickies*

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‘germanic warrior with helmet’ - osmar schindler (1902)

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important question. do you think the minotaur had a soft wet nose. do you think he mooed when he snored. do you think when theseus turned a sword on him he looked up at his executioner with the same dark, beautiful eyes that earned hera the epithet Βοῶπις

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Me: yeah I've been eating nothing but buckshot for like six days is that gonna be a problem?

Nurse who runs the MRI machine: Duuude this is gonna be so cool

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is that a song in your pocket or is your penis very beautiful and touching

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scientists want to know

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Trump stupidity is Republican addiction.

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