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my fav smash boys have something in common
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My Uber driver is blasting Dancing Queen and the whole car smells like weed
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Self care is drizzling half a gallon of honey down your throat and spontaneously transporting yourself to the Seelie Court where you proceed to dance in a mushroom circle for the next 300 years
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red pandas just stand up when they encounter things they dont understand & i love them for it
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what is it about boobs that makes them so fucking excellent
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dog: (somewhere in the house) *tap tap tap tap*
me: *calls its name*
dog: *TAPATAPATAPATAPATAPATAP*
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If someone tells you to stop ripping on them, even if you’re joking, fucking listen. That shit gets tiring doesn’t matter if it’s a fucking joke no one wants to hear negative shit all the time.
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