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“I’d rather believe in an impossible fat guy bringing me stuff if I was good than a very possible blue guy who’d kill you if you were bad,” Deke pointed out. “And lepoardye leaving eggs is weird unless they lay them.”

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“I don’t know. It’s apparently traditional to lie to children about holidays. The Easter Bunny is also not real.”

“There’s an Easter Bunny that’s not real, too? And why would you lie about someone who gives you free stuff?”

Jemma shrugs. “Honestly I don’t know. Children are supposed to be improved by being lied to and lead to believe in impossible things like Leporidae hiding colorful eggs around the yard and magical intruders leaving packages for them. Maybe it’s a religious thing, get them used to just accepting crazy ideas early, though when we grow up we all are expected to learn it’s not true so no that doesn’t even follow.”

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“There’s an Easter Bunny that’s not real, too? And why would you lie about someone who gives you free stuff?”

“I need to find out what transportation network Santa Claus uses. Is it Asgardian?”

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“What do you mean, he’s not real? Why would people lie about that?”

“I need to find out what transportation network Santa Claus uses. Is it Asgardian?”

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“I need to find out what transportation network Santa Claus uses. Is it Asgardian?”

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“No offense, but I’m more than kind of famous, so you probably know me from me being a big deal in the tech world,” Deke said before realizing his shopping didn’t exactly testify to that.

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Typical. Spending time in, well, another time had messed with Deke’s fiscal awareness, and he’d been frustrated at the dramatic increase in price of everyday goods. The bills in his pocket had been enough for a prepackaged salad, a soft drink, and a rotisserie chicken, but not much else. He was still trying to stay off SHIELD’s radar after the self-sacrifice, wanting them to remember him as a selfless guy, not someone who would weasel his way out of trouble after making a dramatic show.

“Really‽” The bottom of the paper bag had split, dropping everything to the ground as he was halfway across the parking lot to the bus stop. “I’m trying to be environmentally conscious here!”

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Deke caught a glimpse of the logo and tried not to react to it.  Had they found him already?  He wasn’t exactly trying to hide, but that was fast.  “Thanks.  Mind if I hang onto this for a while?  I mean, I still have to get home.  I’m not drinking Coke under a bridge,” he said with a nervous laugh.

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Typical. Spending time in, well, another time had messed with Deke’s fiscal awareness, and he’d been frustrated at the dramatic increase in price of everyday goods. The bills in his pocket had been enough for a prepackaged salad, a soft drink, and a rotisserie chicken, but not much else. He was still trying to stay off SHIELD’s radar after the self-sacrifice, wanting them to remember him as a selfless guy, not someone who would weasel his way out of trouble after making a dramatic show.

“Really‽” The bottom of the paper bag had split, dropping everything to the ground as he was halfway across the parking lot to the bus stop. “I’m trying to be environmentally conscious here!”

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“Thanks,” Deke said and put it in his jacket pocket. “I need one of those cloth reusable tote things, I guess.”

🍋 @phoenixwithoutadoubt

Typical. Spending time in, well, another time had messed with Deke’s fiscal awareness, and he’d been frustrated at the dramatic increase in price of everyday goods. The bills in his pocket had been enough for a prepackaged salad, a soft drink, and a rotisserie chicken, but not much else. He was still trying to stay off SHIELD’s radar after the self-sacrifice, wanting them to remember him as a selfless guy, not someone who would weasel his way out of trouble after making a dramatic show.

“Really‽” The bottom of the paper bag had split, dropping everything to the ground as he was halfway across the parking lot to the bus stop. “I’m trying to be environmentally conscious here!”

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🍋 @phoenixwithoutadoubt

Typical. Spending time in, well, another time had messed with Deke’s fiscal awareness, and he’d been frustrated at the dramatic increase in price of everyday goods. The bills in his pocket had been enough for a prepackaged salad, a soft drink, and a rotisserie chicken, but not much else. He was still trying to stay off SHIELD’s radar after the self-sacrifice, wanting them to remember him as a selfless guy, not someone who would weasel his way out of trouble after making a dramatic show.

“Really‽” The bottom of the paper bag had split, dropping everything to the ground as he was halfway across the parking lot to the bus stop. “I’m trying to be environmentally conscious here!”

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“My man,” Deke said as he ran up and put his hands on Toby’s shoulders, hair doing a good job of looking like he’d walked out of Back to the Future. “What year is it? And like, there’s nobody setting off nukes, right? There’s a Spider-Man and a Captain America and stuff?”

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“Woo!” A zapping sound came from the room where all the somewhat dodgy tech—much of it confiscated from Deke’s company by SHIELD—lay in storage. “That’ll wake you up in the morning!”

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“Woo!” A zapping sound came from the room where all the somewhat dodgy tech—much of it confiscated from Deke’s company by SHIELD—lay in storage. “That’ll wake you up in the morning!”

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RULES: Look up “YOUR NAME + CORE + AESTHETIC” on pinterest and choose 9 images to use as a moodboard.

Tagged by @jemmaqueenofspace

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Fitz looking after his grandson

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I never have second thoughts. That’s the luxury of having great first thoughts.

Deke Shaw (via incorrectagentsofshieldquotes)

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@askthegirldetective 1980s Deke/Nancy ship aesthetic

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Jeff Ward on what Deke is likely doing in the alternate timeline:

So I think it was [writer] DJ Doyle that pitched a post-credits mini-scene that I was very sad that we didn’t get to shoot, but we talked a lot about it, which was that: Somebody would walk into a S.H.I.E.L.D. office and there’d be the back of a chair, and it would spin around, and it was me with an eye patch… I don’t know if Nick Fury is in this timeline or not. I think [Deke] can still see fine, but it’s just about a power and cool thing.

(via EW article)

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which daemon would be your perfect match?

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Your Result:

Ferret

Your daemon is curious, sly, cunning, agile, playful, adventurous, intelligent, witty and affectionate. You daemon serves as your friend and partner in crime. Though usually prefering to manipulate situations to his or her advantage, your daemon can be very courageous when the need arises.