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((in all seriousness though, is there any chance you might be willing to part with that url? :3 if not i understand, it's a really good one tbh.))
for sure! i’m probably never gonna touch this blog again lol, it’s all yours my friend ^^
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*stops time, jerks off everyone im fighting, time resumes, they all cum at once and while theyre cumming i slit their throats*
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objectively bad but also objectively really good image i made just now. thanks
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Seriously do not eat red meat y’all… It makes u so tired and sluggish and horrible.. I ate a burger and then took a nap and when I woke up I was like so hot and sluggish and like could barely move seriously the only time this has happened was when I ate red meat as well it’s soooo bad for u omg
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shirts, socks, underwear, and shorts are the “meat” of an outfit because you feed them to the washing machine after one use. jeans, jackets, scarves, and some hats are cartilage because you use them a few times before washing them. shoes, belts, and jewelry are bones because the washing machine cant digest them. this concludes my TED Talk
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rubbing out a quick one with the boys
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