vrepit-salt
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They call me salt in these parts. 25. she/her. Bi. Helldivers, Arcane and Transformers brainrot. Land back. Water is Life. Venezuela libre! ————————————————————— Possible traitor. Commander of the SES Will of Iron. Get ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️, idiot ————————————————————— Paramedic. Biologist | Researcher | 🇻🇪🇵🇷 Indigenous. Robotfucker supreme. ------------------------------------------------ Transformers blog: lesbianambulon
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there's just something so funny to me about shitty harvests
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watching my promised afternoon thunderstorm slip from a 90% chance to a 20% chance.... baby come back i can change
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On Friday, I was chillin in bed then I randomly went into (supposed) Afib RVR that turned into SVT. I got hit with adenosine, fucking died for a few seconds, went into SVT again, got the defib pads slapped on my chest, and then converted back into a normal rhythm. Adenosine works but dear god what an awful, awful experience.
Never am I ever gonna say I want to die ever again. Holy shit. I'm alright though 👍🏼
#weird being a paramedic myself and being the patient like that was weird as fjck#anyway I SWEAR I thought it was so over for me like#my vision faded to white#akira screams into the void#I'm good tho#emergency medicine#ems
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raising my son on a strict media diet of Portal, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Mythbusters in an attempt to resurrect the extinct species Pre-Gamergate Smug Nerd Boy
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Oh fuck dude, you smoked that weed? That's the forever weed. The weed that makes you high forever. Hope you're having a good time because it's permanent. Also I hope it's okay, but I just invited 100 people over, and if they find out you're high you're FUCKED.
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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-08-22/food-plant-solutions-malnutrition-farming-edible-plants/12580732
https://fms.cmsvr.com/fmi/webd/Food_Plants_World
This guy is my new hero. I LOVE learning about native food plants that just grow everywhere without human help.
The database is a little clunky to use (especially on a phone), but still loads of excellent information.
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Some of you guys have never burned a CD and it shows
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Sometimes people use “respect” to mean “treating someone like a person” and sometimes they use “respect” to mean “treating someone like an authority”
and sometimes people who are used to being treated like an authority say “if you won’t respect me I won’t respect you” and they mean “if you won’t treat me like an authority I won’t treat you like a person”
and they think they’re being fair but they aren’t, and it’s not okay.
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Today a very friendly Golden Retriever came up to me and I said "hey buddy :D" and the owner asked "do you know each other?" like his dog had a social life he didn't know about
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wish i could filter every video on youtube with the word iceberg in the title
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i've decided to just start identifying as eccentric
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they should invent a bus that never gets stuck in traffic because it's on its own path separated from the roads. and then chain multiple of them together and put it on rails. has anyone had this idea before.
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Okay you guys.
IF YOU PRIMARILY DO NOT SPEAK ENGLISH reply with what you mentally call it, if you have a nickname for it or something
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